People with massive steam libraries and who pre-order games / Me who only gets a couple 5 year old and well received games a year, usually during sales
People: *Build Houses* / House Spiders: / Everything Is Proceeding As I Have Foreseen.
Not The Hero We Deserve But The Hero We Need
My younger brother getting into trouble:/Me:/Blames me for the damages./Me:/Our parents:
My goal was to lose 10 kgs this year.. / Only 15 more to go!!
Me When Someone Tries To Be Funny While I’m Hungry
Me Replying Back A Week And A Half Later: “I’m Fine And You”
Me After Setting Up The Perfect Seating Plan / That One Kid Who’ll Talk To Anyone
Me / Unhealthy Addiction / Look! I Found Happiness! / Everyone
Just A Tiny Fart, Nobody Will Know / The Fart:
It’s out of my control / It’s out of my control
Find The 4,846,514 Differences
Everything happens for a reason / Me: / All this shit has a reason?
Me: *Commenting on a 10 year old video* / The guy who posted the video: *replies a few minutes later* / Me: / You’re still alive?
Cat knows how to open exactly one cabinet door./It’s the one with pots in it./He doesn’t do anything, he just opens it and stares in, confused.
Buy the licence / No / Ok
Me After Waiting All Day To Game With Bro And He Leves After 2 Games
5 Years ago I was a fucking mess & now I’m a fucking mess but at peace with it / And I’ve found a bunch of great music
4 Things That Anyone Dating A Superhero Will Have To Get Used To.
You Haven’t Lived If You Haven’t Done This
When The Apocalypse Arrive But / It’s Not Your Problem….Yet
Me:*Wants to poop real bad* / Me:*Rushes to the bathroom* / My butthole: / Well now I am not doing it
Walking In Your Parents Room Like:/I Sense A Faint Smell Of Danger.
Trying to ignore all the things I have to do today like