Gallery Me: *Tries to sneak around my house* / Every single joint below my knees / LumiStick Top 3 Mythical Creatures / Unicorns / Aliens / Normal Teammates Me Telling People My Dog Isn’t Normally This Friendly With People To Boost Their Self Esteem And Make Their Day Better Biology Teachers: The Brain Is Like A Computer / My Brain: / Dead Inside That’s when you’ve super powers but simit is still your biggest weakness My Future Self To My Present Self Giving Each Other Assurances That It’s Only Going To Get Worse Side of my plant facing me / Side of my plant facing the window Playing spin the bottle at a party / And it lands on your best friend. My Inner Self / My Temporarily Active Society Compatibility Mode My character getting shot 20+ times in gameplay / Unlimited power! / My character getting shot once in a cutscene / I’m too weak. My brain remembers every name of every Pokemon/Also my brain, 0.02 seconds after someone introduces themselves:/Wow, such empty Me: *Spends $3″ / Me: Steady / @SteadyIsFlying / Me On All Social Media Accounts After Taking One Good Picture Me after doing a push up for the first time / Where muscles? Life Hack Channels Just ate half of a banana, / I think I’ll save the rest for later. Just Ate Half My Apple, Gonna Save The Rest For Later I Have Hired / To Stare At How It Feels After Sweating A Lil Bit In Winter: How I look going to the kitchen at 3 am to get food: Hobbies / Me / Work / Friends He does exactly what I do / But bitter Hatsune Miku’s Hiding Place / Hidden Entrance On Wi-Fi Router Housing / Hatsune Miku / Air Vent / Fan / Spring Onion Going online to escape my shitty life only to be called a dickfart by a 12 yr old be like: 1 … 55 56 57 58 59 … 119