You have enough empty jars / But I dont have THESE jars
When your homie says some dumb shit and you spend 10 years confused
When u stop being shy around new people but u start getting annoying / Why are you like this
When you open the dryer for the third time / And the clothes are still wet
When you only get 3 hours of sleep but don’t feel like dying / It is / Acceptable
When somebody asks me how I’m doing but I also don’t want them to feel sorry for me / I’ll probably be sad for the rest of my life / But besides that I’m good
When life gives you cyanide / Make cyanade
Watching real people do it / Reading about book characters doing it
When you make such an overpowered play style that it then makes the game boring soon after / The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
The book is always better / Another adaptation is announced / And I will watch
Me goes on vecation / That one anoying mosquito / Where food
Expectations / Reality
Bottles & cans / Paper / Hopes & dreams
Pov you are a wallet on summer sale / -45% / -85% / -25% / -45%
Playing games / I can do this all day / Studying for 6min / I give up
Me trauma dumping at 2am because I don’t wanna burden real people / Chatgpt reminding me I’m doing okay
Me finally back in my room / After having fun the whole day
Me / Discounted games on steam / Free games on epic gamesstore
32 assignments for today / Me and my new game that I bought
If Batman was a Santa would he wear his hat like this or like this
I prefer the real corn dog / Corndog / I said the real corn dog / Perfection
Maybe I am wrong I might have been manipulated and I could be living in an echo chamber / I am right everyone else is just being manipulated and lives in an echo chamber
How I look at the person giving me instructions after I dissociate at the most important part / 0.1% / 2% / Iq score 55
When you ask a 1st grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home / Times almost up