The Final Boss Watching Me Level Grind For Hours Outside Their Fortress
When I’m broke I have flashbacks of money I spent unnecessarily
Me, when Google notifies me about a log in from an unusual device into my account:/Well, of course I know him. He’s me.
Boss: Why did you stay up till 3am playing Monster Hunter Wilds when you know you have work at 6am? / Me: / Rove: Sheer carelessness. Only I am to blame. / My spirit of adventure got the better of me.
Test Assignments during the hiring process / 5 Rounds of interviews / Complete waste of time
Me Staying Away From The Drama, But Close Enough To Get All Of The Tea
Body: Grows 4 Extra Teeth / Person: Gets them surgically removed / Body:
At weekend night before going to sleep:/Sniff… I want money without working…
Pretty good songs that will cover the annoying sound of your thoughts
YouTube algorithm thinking it has finally found an ad I’m interessted in / Me who couldn’t skip the ad because I was washing my hands after taking a shit
When your armor sucks but your character is a low level and you have to take what you can get
Pick Your Poison / Would You Rather Have A Never Ending Book That Constantly Adds To Itself Or A Never Ending Show / Movie That Adds To Itself
My Crippling Anxiety / Working Super Efficiently / Being Stressed Constantly
When your mom tells you to clean up something that isn’t dirty / Sorry for spilling air on the floor / I’ll clean it as soon as possible
When You Talk So Little Your Morning Breath Comes Back In The Middle Of The Day:
When you cover a puddle with your coat so a woman con walk over it / Gentleman / When you drink the puddle instead of covering it with your coat / Perfect Gentleman
When I see someone who owns the same car I do / But I own it better than them
Types Of Sleeping Positions / Investor / Quant / Pro Trader / No Stop Loss
This Cat Is A Chef?! / They Dont Need A Rat Telling Her What To Do!!! / Paws Using The Rolling Pin?! / Paw Prints From Her Working?! / Bread Is Being Rolled! / His Ass Is A Chef!
The hero / The villain about to kill the hero of the show / The side character who died 3 seasons ago
Me, Not Wanting To Wake My Family Up / The Toilet Flusher At 3 AM
The Password Is On The Back Of The Router / The Back Of The Router:
The Group Chat When Im Bored Af:/The Group Chat When Im Trying To Go To Sleep:
Me Thinking I’m Gonna Wake Up At 6am For Work / The Alarm I Accidentally Set For 6pm