Every Single Superhero / Batman / Joker / Every Single Supervillain
When you clog the toilet at your friends house / Ight imma head out
Man stands in front of the full length mirror / The mirror reflection is a hamster wearing a small hat
The door to my heart is not locked / The door to my heart
Boss the company sales have been going down / Me who never got a raise anyway / How to give a fuck
Tragedy that one show you loved / Seasons 1-3 / The greatest show ever produced cultural landmark unforgettable experience emotionally stirring / Seasons 4-39 and counting / Literal diarrhea but popular with normies
Friends mom tells my friend to do something / My friend talks back / Both of them start yelling at each other / Me / Ight imma head out
When I switch lanes only for that lane to end up being slower / Clown
Math teacher solve this math problem / Me solves it in my head and gets the correct answer / Math teacher can you show me how you got it / Me huh how did i do that
Me reading my funny comments everytime someone likes them/I have achieved comedy
When the beat is fire but the lyrics are definitely not beneficial to ur relationship w/the Lord
Mario lore has always confused me a bit / Saving Princess Peach / Playing Golf Tennis and having Go-Kart races with the guy who kidnapped her
When you make the mistake of looking back at your dog before you leave for work / Do you feel guilty human / Do you
It’s getting really bad again maybe I should talk to someone / I laughed at this random joke so I must be fine
Are you going to sleep/Yes I am now shut up/You don’t know the original joke of this webcomic
When it’s been one hour and 400 positions but you still can’t sleep at 4 am
The clock at 7:19 am / Me Don’t worry I still got plenty of time / The clock at 7:20 am / Me Oh shit I’m going to be late
Friend I can’t eat all that you want the rest of my/Me
I am not getting good offers / You are getting offers / You guys are giving interviews / You guys are even getting replies
Homage to tinnitus / You’re with me always / John Craton
Dad buys me a mechanical pencil / Me the next day in class
When I cook for my family and they get diarrhea
Me mom can we have puzzle / Mom we have puzzle at home / Puzzle at home
How it feels when I buy a second refrigerator to put in my garage for drinks and frozen storage