Being a caring and loving person in a relationship / Not caring about my relationship / Suffering in a toxic relationship
“Age is just a number” / People who just turned 30 yesterday:
Now You’ve Pissed Me Off!
Me / My dog trying to find the right spot to poop / My dog still trying to find the right spot / Me
Me, Who Cares About My Grades But Doesn’t Do Anything / Caring About Grades And Working Hard To Achieve Them / Not Caring About Grades And Not Doing Anything / What The Hell Is This?
Pretty sure this is how my Guardian Angel looks at me when I’m making decisions throughout the day. / Seriously?
When I get a work related call, after work and I’m torn between picking up and acting dead
I’m Definitely Going To Eat Healthy Today / 14 People Simultaneously Bring Holiday Treats Into The Office
I’m An Adult / Which Means I Don’t Have Any Hobbies / If I Have Any Free Time At All / I Will Go Lie Down
At clothing store / Me: I think I look good in this outfit / Store Manequin:
Me: I don’t need to write it down, I’ll remember / “Enter password” / Me:
Horror Books / Horror Movies / Goth Music / Witchcraft / Me
Telling Your Suitcase There’s No Vacation This Year Can Be Tough. / Emotional Baggage Is The Worst.
The Pyramid Of Intellect / High School Diploma / Associate’s Degree / Bachelor’s Degree / Master’s Degree / Ph.D. / During the night I open the window and let the mosquitoes in and then go sleep outside myself. / It’s called confusing the enemy
Before smart phone / Danger stay away / After smart phone
Me Waiting For My Mom To Get Ready / After She Yelled At Me For Not Getting Ready
The only people who remember my birthday / Insurance company / Bank / Facebook / App that I forgot to uninstall
When You Take A Selfie To Get A Photo Of The Hottie Behind You!
When you’re stuck at work and your friends who are irresponsible shits called out sick and went to the beach.
Unlike you jaded pessimists I still have the ability to feel optimistic about something even after a lifetime of disappointment / And you know why? / Because I’m stupid
Me still going to work after I’ve been saying / I’m going to quit for the past 6 months
How I sleep at night knowing none of this exists, nobody belongs to me & people’s actions are merely projections of their own issues
Me, Restructuring my monthly budget after spending 95% of it in the first 3 days