What people fear I do with online anonymity / What I actually do with online anonymity
What are some of your hobbies? / Mostly just traveling and photography / Cool, me too
Dad: Turn off the air conditioner, let it rest / The refrigerator that’s been on for the past 17 years:
Me / The void / The same 25 songs
The Bard watching the monster charge him after killing all his friends
Me at 2am / Tomorrow i will lay waste to my reservations, my fears, and the obstacles holding me back. / Tomorrow i will fight for the future i’ve always wanted / Me at 8am / Sun bright make ouchy pls leave me alone i’m scared
Single people on Valentines Day / Also single people on Valentines Day
Responsibilities / Me / Refreshing the same 5 browser tabs over and over again
When it’s Valentine’s day and realize you should be flirting with your boss instead of your crush to get that raise you need at work / Professional flirting / How to get a raise, promotion, and big stonks only
New people meeting me during one of my manic and “funny” phases / Look how happy he is. / People who have met me more than twice / He’s happy because he’s insane.
Passing a slow driver / Don’t do it…. / Don’t do it…. / Don’t do it…. / Don’t do it…. / Turns to see what they look like
Me: *paid for 9-inch cake* / Waiter: 9-inch cake is out of stock, here are two 5-inch cakes to compensate / Wait a minute
My five year plan:/1. ??/2. ??/3. ??/4. ??/5. And then they’ll all be sorry
Me thinking about the past / Panik / Me thinking about the present / Panik / Me thinking about the future / Panik
Me surrounding myself with like-minded people (we are all silly)
Me going through the chats of me and my crush who isn’t interested:/Disgust/Nose wrinkling/Upper lip raised
How old are you? / Idk between 10 and 45 / What? Send a pic
How it feels like after I have charged all my electronic devices to 100%
Going for a jog in the winter starterpack / Nose runs like: / Judging right number of layers to wear = art / Lungs during: / Skin after:
You: Doing something stupid / Me: / @everyone
Awwww big stretch / 84 dead 244 injured
A math meme that is funny rather than stupid / 230-220 × 0.5 = / You probably won’t believe it but the answer is 5
Trade offer / I receive a hoodie for a week / You receive a hoodie that smells like me / My gf