Gallery Finally settling down to my vegan, gluten free, soy free, antibiotics free, raw, non GMO, organic, fat free, 0 carb meal… Book Idea / Better Book Idea / Even Better Book Idea / ADHD Air Refreshing / In World: / In Eastern Europe: Obnoxious overpriced cat toy with feathers, shinies, jinglies, zippies, doodads and razzles / A single misplaced rubber band A fun part of your 30s is waking up thinking you’re hungover, and then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now. When you’re the first one to flip the test to the other side so you flip it extra loud. / Signature look of superiority When Your Mom Asks Why You Don’t Like Going Clothes Shopping With Her / 1 Hour Here Is 7 Years On Earth When you want to play games in the computer lab but the wifi’s down / You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. When you walking downstairs and accidently step two steps down When you feel a drop of sweat running down your back / When it suddenly changes direction When life has been treating you a little too well lately: When life been treating you a lil too good lately / That’s Suspicious… Washed 1 greasy pot / Washed 20 dishes and 36 cutlery The Only Appropriate Ending To A Game Of Monopoly Hahaha Ok Buddy / Of Course, The Justice League Will Pay For The Damage The Day You Go To Class / 2 + 2 = / Vs. / The Day You Decide To Skip Superior Aero-Chad / Genetic Failure The Illusion…/Not doing shit because I’m afraid of being wrong/She was flirting with me/She was just being firendly/…Of free choice. My Time Table / Eat / Think About Food I don’t need a weapon. / My friends are my power! My Cat: Whines at my door / Me: Let’s it in / My cat 0.003 seconds after I let it in: / I gotta get out of here Me buying 100 houseplants / Me watering 100 house plants Me on the toilet trying not to breathe in / So the shit I’ve been tryna squeeze out / Doesn’t go back inside me Me 0.23756 seconds after turning on work laptop Monday morning / I want to be free of this pain. 1 … 117 118 119 120 121 … 199