5 Year Old Me: *Lost In Walmart* / 5 Year Old Me: *Grabs Onto Lady’s Leg* / 5 Year Old Me: *Realizing That Not All Women Wearing Blue Jeans Are My Mom* / 5 Year Old Me: / Wait A Minute, Who Are You?
You get a 144hz monitor / “Wow this feels amazing.” / Your friend notices and tells you to open control panel / Your monitor is running at 60hz
When your only friend invites you to a game but it’s already full / You’re one of the reasons why.
When you finally get what you want but it doesn’t make you feel any better and just ruins your life more
When you are playing stealth game and combat music starts playing / RON
When you are dead on the inside with a smile on your face.
When The Sun Hits Your Laptop Screen Just Right
When the person who is scratching your back finally hits the right spot
When someone asks me if I want to go out:/Go out tonight?/Let me see if I can
When people think you wear the same black leggings everyday
When a piece of the chocolate coating of my ice cream breaks off / And falls to the floor
What you doing this weekend / Me: Enjoying my rent
Hunters: Tracking deer takes years of practice. / Deer:
Spiders in your apartment after the landlord paints over them
Some Of Y’all Can’t Drive And It Shows
Random girl to our group of friends: I really like one of you / Our group minutes later: / Emergency Meeting
Never gonna give you up / Never gonna let you down / Never gonna run around and desert you / Never gonna make you cry / Never gonna say goodbye / Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Most of the party when exploring a new area:/The barbarian:
Me Right After Clocking In:/Dang… I Kinda Want To Leave
The Friendship / Me If I Don’t Text Or Talk First
Life Getting Stressful I Had To Lego
Let’s Go Play In Traffic / Yay
If you took all your DNA, straightened it out, and put it end-to-end, it would stretch to Jupiter and back 10x over. / You are neither small nor insignificant. / You’re just very well folded.
I Left My Front Door Open And My Roomba Just Went Out And I Can’t Find It. / What Are The Consequences Of This. / It Has No Natural Predators. / Blend In With The Humans