Gallery Pigeons realising diesels decrease day by day and they’ll have to shit on electric cars. Opens granola bar wrapper / The granola bar: One Drink And We Go Home / 5:45 AM / Just One Drink My tongue when it sees me opening up my 7th bag of sour skittles Meeting kids from a different class:/Meeting kids from a different school: The bad guy / Me with a cool stick Me Using My Most Powerful Move On An Opponent With 1 HP: Dopamine / Serotonin / Me trying to find joy in life Me, Trying to Act Normal in Social Settings Me And All The Sheep I’ve Counted Tonight / Waiting For My Sleep Paralysis Demon To Show Up I’ll Get Married Only After I Am Emotionally Stabile, Financially Independent, & My Life Is Completely Together If the chair in your room was an actual person / Wot da fuk Writers: I just wish I had more free time so I could write / Writers when they have free time: I Fricked Ur Favourite Toy Last Night How have you been lately? / Me: Be At The Rat Sofa By 1 AM, No Later. Me: *Finishes the exam* / Back side of the paper: / Oh, no, we’re not done yet. Always Wanted To Pull One Of These And Leave The House Mysteriously How Moms Spy At You In The Corner Of The Living Room / When You Are Laughing A Bit Too Hard On Your Phone Me: Grandma, I’m a bit hungry. Would you make me some of your dumplings? / Grandma: / 200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way F1 / F / 1 Why the zombie apocalypse would fail starter pack / Slippery floor / Cacti / Open manhole / Confusing doors / Pull / Push Other drivers: Wow that guy is driving like an asshole. Why is he in such a rush? / Me when I get home: When I first meet someone / Depression Jokes / Emotional Baggage 1 … 36 37 38 39 40 … 119