Gallery When Your Mom Asks Why You Don’t Like Going Clothes Shopping With Her / 1 Hour Here Is 7 Years On Earth When you want to play games in the computer lab but the wifi’s down / You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. When you walking downstairs and accidently step two steps down When you feel a drop of sweat running down your back / When it suddenly changes direction When life has been treating you a little too well lately: When life been treating you a lil too good lately / That’s Suspicious… Washed 1 greasy pot / Washed 20 dishes and 36 cutlery The Only Appropriate Ending To A Game Of Monopoly Hahaha Ok Buddy / Of Course, The Justice League Will Pay For The Damage The Day You Go To Class / 2 + 2 = / Vs. / The Day You Decide To Skip Superior Aero-Chad / Genetic Failure The Illusion…/Not doing shit because I’m afraid of being wrong/She was flirting with me/She was just being firendly/…Of free choice. My Time Table / Eat / Think About Food I don’t need a weapon. / My friends are my power! My Cat: Whines at my door / Me: Let’s it in / My cat 0.003 seconds after I let it in: / I gotta get out of here Me buying 100 houseplants / Me watering 100 house plants Me on the toilet trying not to breathe in / So the shit I’ve been tryna squeeze out / Doesn’t go back inside me Me 0.23756 seconds after turning on work laptop Monday morning / I want to be free of this pain. Man sad / Man goes outside / Man sees helicopter / Man happy Me: Leans In My Chair / The Teacher: / Did You Ever Hear The Tragedy Of The Boy Who Leaned In His Chair? Being able to cook / Let’s see who this really is / Just following the recipe Me: I’m Running Out Of Money, I Need To Work More / Boss: Who Wants To Leave Early? / Me: If I received a dollar for every time / Someone pronounced my name wrong Phobophobia / Being afraid of being afraid. / I used the fear to fear the fear 1 … 38 39 40 41 42 … 119