Me looking at my arts:/My classmates looking at my art:/My art teacher looking at my art:
Looks Mentally Stable / Looks Mentally Unstable / Is Mentally Stable / Is Mentally Unstable
Every day it gets harder to find a video on YouTube to watch while eating
Me: Gets the recommended amount of sleep that a teenager should have / My eyelids: / I said we sleepy today
Friends: Be ready by 8pm. / Me at 7:51pm.
First year in job: Steamed blouse, blazer, nice pants, heels / 5 Years into that job:
1 Year Old Me When I Fell On The Floor While Walking / Family Members To Floor
Drinking water from a friend with very decent hygiene:/Same person after seeing their cat lick his own butthole literally for the last 41 minutes:
Coming Up With Varied Npc’s / Coming Up With Different Voices For Said Npc’s / Coming Up With Names
Cats be like “I know a spot” and it’s under the bed
10 Y/o Me: “Can You Touch The Cold Blue Fire?” / My Friend: *Burns His Whole Hand* / Me: / Noted
Me: OK after this episode I’m gonna do my homework and go to bed. / My Brain: Another Season / Me: But… / My Brain: ANOTHER SEASON
Your car key has travelled further than your car
Mom: You have a dentist appointment in 2 days. / Me:
Mom: You can not recognize a song from two emojis. / Me:
Friends: Why Can’t You Share Mobile Hotspot? / Also Friends: / Quality / 8640p60 16K / 4320p60 8K / 2160p60 4K / 1440p60 HD / 1080p60 HD / 720p60 HD / 480p / 360p
When you wake up with headphones tangled around your neck but you didn’t die in your sleep
When You Both Agree On Where To Eat
What we think progress looks like:/What progress *actually* looks like:
Hey… / The word “short” is longer than the word “long”
The Universe Owes You No Explanation
Me When I / What Are You Doin? The Meme Is Not Done Yet!
The Four Horseman Of Being The Introvert Friend / Used To Walking On The Grass / This Technique / Sits At The End Of The Group / Opens Random Apps And Pretends To Be Busy To Avoid Talking
Me Chilling In My Online Class:/That One Guy With $2 Walmart Mic: