Turns Up Volume By 1% / My Phone: / Danger / Not Only Will This Kill You It Will Hurt The Whole Time You’re Dying
There are two types of people when it comes to closing a door:
Sunflower is always planted in front of peashooter, they’re cheaper and less strategically valuable than attacking plants so should act as defenses for them. / Plus the further back the attacking plants are the more damage they can do before being eaten so you want them way in the back / Sunflower back Peashooter front
Me: Peacefully trying to sleep / Some random dude with motorbike at 3 am / I Am Speed
Me Reading The Group Chat I Haven’t Responded To In Six Months
People Looking For Ways To Focus And Lock In / A Random Dude On Internet
Opens phone while pushing one out / Front facing camera is open
Me Thinking About Doing Something Stupid:/My Brain:/Permission Granted.
Me Stuck Between Two Choices:/ “You Have Work In 3 Hours.” / “One More Episode Won’t Hurt.”
Me After A Long Day Of Doing The Bare Minimum / Tyson / Praise Me A Bit More! I Did A Really Good Job!
Me: Looking at the fancy art supplies I got 5 years ago that are way too special to use.
When the light is green and the car in front is sitting there but you in a good mood / It’s okay, Rocky. / You go when you feel like it.
Know Your Menu / Hamburger Menu / Döner Menu / Bento Menu / Kebab Menu / Meatballs Menu
Me during the week: I think I’ll play this game at the weekend. Maybe watch that show, too. / Me at the weekend: / Three hours later. / Five hours later.
How Other People Look At The Person They Hate The Most / How I Look At The Person I Hate The Most
Why was it so hard to peel off the protective film on my new monitor?
Getting shot in-game / Getting shot in a cut scene
Food and water ran out four days ago
Finally settling down to my vegan, gluten free, soy free, antibiotics free, raw, non GMO, organic, fat free, 0 carb meal…
Book Idea / Better Book Idea / Even Better Book Idea / ADHD
Air Refreshing / In World: / In Eastern Europe:
Obnoxious overpriced cat toy with feathers, shinies, jinglies, zippies, doodads and razzles / A single misplaced rubber band
A fun part of your 30s is waking up thinking you’re hungover, and then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now.
When you’re the first one to flip the test to the other side so you flip it extra loud. / Signature look of superiority