Me: “Hmm- how will I spend my afternoon?” / My brain: / Do homework, then play video games / Play video games, then do homework / Play video games, then play video games
Hey check out how hard I can cry / PWWWWFFFSSSSHHHFFFWWWWWWW
Anime is trash / Have you ever tried watching it / Yes
When you realize you forgot to take progress photos before going to the gym for a year and getting buff / When you realize you can take pictures of you getting fat again and post them in reverse later
Difference between shy and introvert / Shy: / Oh No… People / Introvert: / Eww… People
Are you uncomfortable with eye contact?
Allow Weather to make and manage phone calls? / Deny / Allow / Let us manage your phone calls
You Need To Eat Right And Work Out Targeting Your Biceps And Triceps To Grow Arm Muscle / Kangaroo: Wut?
When you introduce two of your friends to each other and they start hanging out without you
Friends: “You Can’t Just Stay Inside And Play Video Games All The Time” / Me:
Not A Cellphone In Sight, Just Living In The Moment… / Wish We Could Go Back
When you see this on street,/You have 2 seconds to decide,/Being a civilized citizen/or/Test your free kick skills
What Putting Stuff On Conveyor Belt Looks Like:/What It Feels Like:
What It Looks Like / What It Feels Like
When you’re walking down the stairs and you miss the last step
When You About To Sneeze But U Gotta Concentrate To Make It Happen
Me tryna go back to sleep and finish the plot point in my dream be like
Me: *Tries to scold my cat for misbehaving* / My cat: / Don’t lecture me, you fucking can opener.
Anime Protagonist: *Almost Dead* / *Theme Song Start Playing* / Also Anime Protagonist: / The Song Has Restored My Strength.
The First Guy To Disobey God In The Garden Of Eden Must’ve Been Like:/Your Game Mode Has Been Updated To Survival
Bus drivers when they see each other:/Pilots when they see each other:/Tesla’s autopilots when they see each other
Teenagers: Schools don’t give us enough time to sleep. / Also teenagers at 2am:
My Phone Every Morning / 100% / 100% / 100% / 100% / Me Every Morning