Me applying to jobs with zero work experience and nothing to put on my resume / Alex / 25 / Former Child / Oceanside, CA
A Collection Of Low Res Pokemon
Word document normally / Word document when you slighty move an image by 1mm
When your friend shows you a meme you have already seen but you laugh anyway / My mommy raised a gentleman.
When you have work tomorrow so you’re tempted to drink but you also have a strong willpower
When you get a small cut on your finger / School nurse / Life hack chanels / Every dad in the observable universe
The sun carefully calculating the exact gap in the blinds to shine through while I’m using my computer to fucking blind me
Me Entering The Shower / The Shampoo Bottles I Didn’t Even Touch
65 People Have Been Killed In This Mansion And There Are Bodies Buried In The Backyard / The Family In The Horror Movie: / Is For Me?
The 5-second rule doesn’t exist / The 5-second rule doesn’t exist
People who annoy me / People I annoy / Best friend
Other’s understanding / My understanding
Mom: Oh my god this room is a mess were you raised in a barn? / Perhaps
Medically Accurate Muscle Chart:/Absolute Fuckwaffle/Traitor/Jackass/And Then There’s This Asshole
Me trying to communicate my want for affection
Me As Soon As I Get Home / My Bed
Me after I raise my hand in a class thinking I know the answer, but end up being totally wrong
No One:/Kickballs That Have Been Stuck In The Middle School Gym Ceiling Since 2011:
Bwuh / Just woke up from a very intricate nap dream
Me: Omg Sorry Just Saw Your Text, It’s Been A Crazy Day / Also Me:
Me / I Slept For 8 Hours / My Body / In A Wrong Position / Me
Me: *Wears ripped jeans* / Any adult: Haha I think you need some new jeans bc yours are ripped / Me:
I Am Madly In Love W This Person / Rub Your Face On Them Like A Cat
I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says “I’ll have my usual” and the guy working says “I don’t know who the hell you are.” / I’ll have my usual / I don’t know who the hell you are.