Birds that run into windows are often attacking their reflection. / I hate myself. / Maybe I am a bird.
When you are pissed at Google, not because they are spying on you in order to show you tons of ads, but because every ad is something you have no interest in at all / You are very bad at whatever it is you do.
When You Start Playing Master Duel / Background Music / Sound Effects / After A Year Of Playing This Game
Me watching the “view 1 reply” disappear / Under the comment “song?”
Gotta sleep / *Turns off phone and put it in charge* / *Sleeps* / Bro Look Im Recharging
When you start giving them the same energy they’ve been giving you / And now they’re mad
The Seven Stages Of Grief
Me Trying To Save Money / The Need For A Little Treat
No one:/Literally no one:/Absolutely nobody:/That one dude at the gym:
When She Wants Me To Open Up But I Already Told Her My Full Name And Favourite Color
Literally me / Hey listen to this song / I’m in love with you / Sharing music is a huge love language for me.
1. Open Steam / 2. Scroll down library / 3. Scroll back up library / 4. Close Steam
Playing PvE games / Damn, I’m having so much fun with this haha! / Playing PvP games / Gone through the seven stages of grief / 5 times in 2 matches
People Using Tennis Balls / Tennis Players / Dog Owners
Me: Moves the shower handle gently to the left / The Shower: / Now You Will Experience The Full Power Of The Dark Side.
Me after bro promised me he won’t tell my secret to anyone / It’s in the newspaper
Made a BBQ out of an old drum. / I’m hoping this one will last longer because plastic doesn’t rust like metal.
Them: Are you busy? / Me: No, Why? / *Incoming video call*
God: Performs miracles / Humans: Invent camera / God since that day: / Well now I am not doing it
When I finally clean my room and I don’t want to mess it up again:
50 Nerds of Grey / Debra / Does anyone else look in the fridge for a snack only to find you have no snack-worthy snacks so then you lower your snackspectations and eat like a single slice of cheese and a random grape..?!
True:/Dating me is stressful/Dating you?/Bro even talking with you is stressful
Canned soda when it’s in the can: / Canned soda when it’s poured into a glass:
When you bought a new game / But it’s more dialogue than gameplay