The ring I bought for my girlfriend. / My last single friend. / Cast it into the fire! Destroy it! / Me, the fool in love. / No.
Me / Life Goals / The Inability To Jump
New piercing idea: The full-body piercing. / Let me know what you think
I Am Literally A Mute Button / Thank You For Changing My Life / You Can Unmute Them From Their Profile. Instagram Won’t Let Them Know You Muted Them / Mute Stories / Mute Stories And Posts / Cancel
Me Feeling Exhausted / *Drinks An Energy Drink* / Still Feeling Exhausted But Now With A Faster Heart Rate
When you wear a watch but still check your phone to see what time it is anyway:/Am I Retarded?
Stare into the void long enough and the void stares back.
Slimes in Minecraft / Slimes in Dark Souls / Slimes in Terraria / Slimes in Stardew Valley
OwO
Non-judgemental, But Still Very Aware Gaze
My Pinky Toe / The Wall Corner
My phone screen when I tilt it 2 millimeters:/My phone screen when I actually want it to fucking rotate:/Well now I am not doing it
My Pet: *Does Anything* / Me: / Why The Fuck / Are U So Cute?
Me And God Trying To Simultaneously Lead The Way In My Life / God / Me
Last month my cat disappeared. / A week ago I found him and brought him home. / Today my cat came back. / Now I have two identical cats. / The cats:
K-pop fans be like: “Which one is cuter?” / 2+2 / 2² / (-2)² / 2×2
Is my dysphoria giving me anxiety / Or is my anxiety giving me dysphoria
I’m not fat / I’m puffy
Me: “I’m actually feeling pretty good today” / My brain 5 seconds later: / Guess Who Is Lonely And Pathetic
Me-/Do people actually believe this stuff?/Also me-/If I step on the red tiles, the universe will collapse and everyone will die
Snakes – A Review / For centuries Snakes have fascinated the imagination of man kind. So far we have learned 2 things about their Power. / 1. They can Bite / 2. They are Tubes / I rate Snakes 4 stars out of 5 for their Dedication and their Respect. One star has been deducted because we do not know how they move, and that is Untrustworthy. / Respect / Dedication / Untrustworthy
Me: I hiked 6 miles to see the sun rise. / Me to me: Eat a whole pizza with a 40oz and sleep the rest of the day.
How the actors walk around the movie set / How the directors walk around the set
New Articles / Me / Every Other Article Open As A Tab On My Desktop