Skip / Skip This Conversation? / No / Yes / She Wants This To Be A Reality
My reaction when somebody likes my post, but then makes some weird ass comment that I have no idea how to respond to.
Work Stress / My Parents / My Parents / Me / Me / My Desk / My Desk / My Toe
Me Texting: / Me In Person: / H-e-y…..
Me Reading Old Conversations / Yeah, I Promise To Stop Spending So Much Money On My Car. I’ll Start Saving.
Me ignoring all my work and telling myself that it’ll be fine / Me rushing everything on the last day realizing that it’s not fine
Me Giving Directions To A Stranger, Of A Place / That I Have Never Heard About
Hey, it looks like you’re waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you’ve been wanting to do. / Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen? / I’m aware / Wow, rude
I Love This Machine At The Gym Lol. / I Get Super H1gh And Pretend I’m A Hamster Haha
I Tried To Rick Roll My Crush By Sending Her A Link / She Didn’t Get It And Thought It Was A Flirting Song And Now She’s My Gf / Windows Xp / Task Failed Successfully. / OK
I Have Two Moods / Wtf Is Wrong With Me / Wtf Is Wrong With Everyone
*House Gets One Degree Colder* / Me:
My Parents At Age 22 / Lets Have A Baby / Yes / Me At Age 22 / Ha Ha Spinning Frog
Me: *Clicks refresh* / Desktop icons:
A pair of hands suddenly appear on your head / Panik / They’re gone / Kalm / They’re back and start shaking your head / Panik
When you are taking a massive shit and you can’t breathe because then your progress resets
When You Are Constantly Anxious But You Don’t Know Why / OK
Tweet tweet chirp tweet chirp chirp / Do you hear that birdsong, Eva? Isn’t it beautiful?! / Get the F#ck out of my tree, Larry, you @##hole, or I will peck your F#&king eyes out!
The Cigarette Has Its Own Cigarette
Sticking your leg out of the blanket a little bit to regulate your inner temp
When you step in the shower thinking it’s warm but it’s actually really cold / The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed
Guys, / I’m starting to have a hard time distinguishing AI images from real ones
You realize just how unoriginal you actually are when you’re trying to come up with a username that hasn’t been taken.