Family sized bag of chips: *Exists* / Me twenty minutes later: / Man, maybe I am a family
Good morning except the person who did this
Hardcore Pokemon Fans:/Choose starter based on type, strategy, etc/Me:/I just think he’s neat
GTA Players: *Crying Because They Haven’t Gotten A New Version For 7 Years / Chess Players Who’ve Been Doing The Same Sh*t For 4500 Years: / Pathetic.
Average Adult: *Can run at 15 mph* / Horror game characters when a literal demon hellbent on tearing them to pieces is chasing them: / Three, take it or leave it.
A friend sent me a picture of this moth / And it reminded me a lot of bongo cat / So… Bongo moth.
When you’re in the middle of an exam and you hear your teacher explaining something to someone
You can’t get ignored by the groupchat if you don’t speak at all in it and ignore them instead
What Smokers See When They Crack Open Their Cancer Stick Container At Work / 10 Min Break
What Adults See / What Kids See
Damn This Outfit Is Gonna Look So Bomb On Me / My Stomach:
When I stay up all night doing my usual shenanigans, knowing damn well I’ll be too tired to wake up tomorrow / The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.
Business Shrimp Having Business Shrimp Meeting / Knittingnoodle / Stonks / Very Important Meeting Going On Here
When You Sent Out A Text Before You Showered And You Come Back To See No Notifications / And You’re Just Wondering Where You Went Wrong
If you ever feel useless, remember / Patrick once tried to give Spongebob rabbit ears.
Putting the towel straight on after a shower / Squeegeeing the water off yourself before putting the towel on.
My Co-worker Gary / His Cell Phone / Pictures Of His Family Vacation
My Nose Every Few Hours For Whatever Reason:
My Cat Sent Me This While I Was At Work
Unfortunate, isn’t it? / Music I Hate / Music That’s Stuck In My Head
Me when I want to sleep / The crumbs on the mattress / Dem random ass noises / The pillow / The shadows in the room
Me To Myself:/ Don’t Waste Money, You’re Poor / Me Next Day With My New Hoodie:/ I Need A Coffee Not Your Opinion
Me At Work After Accepting That No Matter How Much I Do I’m Still Being Paid The Same Amount
Enough Is Enough.. / It’s Been 30 Years! / It’s My Turn!