When your co-worker brings donuts to the office and you have to pretend you don’t want one immediately
I’ve Finally Found It… After 15 Years / Cookies! Delicious Cookies! / Royal Dansk Danish Butter Cookies / Nyehhh
Please:/ C’mon… Become affordable… / Cost of living
CinemaSins when a movie doesn’t explain something / CinemaSins when a movie explains something too well
Her: Babe, can you put the leftovers away please? / Every man everywhere:
Asking For Help Online Be Like:/Help, I’m Sinking/Actually, You’re Drowning, Not Sinking/Why Did You Jump In The Water?/People And Their Stupid Questions…
Anddddd I’m done eating / 3:49 / 27:40
My 10 year old laptop when I added 4 GB of RAM to it
Pov: Your friends came to visit you at home
You Won’t Believe How Dumb I Am / Also Him
You Could Not Live With Your Own Failure, Where Did That Bring You? / Back To Me.
You Can’t Just Come Into My Life, / Explain The Aerodynamics Of A Cow / And Then Leave…
“Where Cats Like To Throw Up” Starter Pack
When U Were Sleeping But Your Brain Keeps Making Up Fake Scenarios
When U Get Hit In The Nuts During Dodgeball But Your Crush Is Watching
When I’m Tryna Sleep And Someone Finally Decides To Answer The Text I Sent Them 4 Hours Ago
Turns out jigsaw puzzle makers just use the same die to cut apart different puzzles, so you can mix and match.
Facts / By Dr. Jinn Relic / Things aren’t free if you have to put in your credit card information to access it.
POV: They heard you open the wet food
There is currently (1) cat ahead of you for empty water bottle plastic / Estimated wait time: 45 minutes
The smell of food awakened an ancient evil
Me: *has stuffy nose*/Me: *rolls over in bed*/The mucus:/I must get to the other side