What Turns You On? / You Holding Space For Me To Drop My Performative Masks So I Can Express My Full Range Of Emotions In A Healthy Way In Order To Form A More Compassionate Relationship With The Unmet Parts Of Myself.
Vanilla (a rare, expensive, and exceptionally tasty spice) whenever someone uses it to refer to something as being “plain”:
When you’ve switched lines at the store / And the one you just left starts moving faster.
When you’re a broke college student and only have one thing to eat / Activate instant Noodles
When your roommate wakes you up at 8:50 to make sure you don’t miss your class at 9, but you don’t have a class until 10 / He a little confused, but he got the spirit.
When you log in a game for the firstn time in a while and receive all the event rewards
Poor / (Adj.) When You Have Too Much Month At The End Of Your Money
When It’s Your Friend’s Birthday And Everyone Has Their Confetti Guns Ready To Go / I Want Every Gun We Have To Fire On That Man.
When A Dark Souls Player Gets Hit In Another Game / 95/100 / -5 ??? / -5 ???
Doesn’t matter how cold it gets / There will always be that one guy / Well, of course I know him. He’s me.
The shadows betray you
Me / The Hole In My Heart / Sad Cat Memes
Me: Setting some summer stuff cause weather gets warm / Some big rainy spring clouds / Bonjour
Me peacefully enjoying a movie / People who are always 30 minutes late looking for their seats
No one:/Pay to win players:/My ability grants me physical strength equal to the money I spend.
Me literally any time I’m holding a TV remote / After all why not? / Why shouldn’t I slide off the battery cover?
Me In A Group Project / Crew / Jordan Peele Director / Jordan Peele Writer / Jordan Peele Producer
Guys / I’m Starting To Play Multiple Games Without Properly Finishing The Ones I Previously Started
You look sad today… / Yeah, I’m sad everyday, I just didn’t have the energy to hide it today.
I Don’t Like Ur Playlist
*Farts* / Gross, I Can’t Believe You Just Farted! / Whoever Smelt It Dealt It Lmao
How it feels sleeping in a small bed after being used to sleep in a large bed for years / How it feels sleeping in a large bed after being used to sleep in a small bed for years
Humans: Have eyes in front of their head to get 180 degree vision / Horses: Have eyes on side of their head for 360 degree vision / Chameleons:
Grrr! I hate quick-time-events! They ruin the game!/Phew! That was a close one. Good thing I pressed X to dodge just in time.