Meme ideas when i’m just about to sleep / Bonjour / Meme ideas when i wake up / Adios
Me sitting on the upper level of the bus watching people walk by / Signature look of superiority
Me doing my homework at 1 in the morning / Because I chose to be happy all afternoon
Current emotion lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight
Everyone noo karen’s are the worst / Also everyone when their game freezes for more than 001 seconds / I want to speak to the task manager / Esc / Shift / Ctrl / Task manager
I took a photo of two plump pigeons perched on the ledge / but ended up getting a photo of two massive pigeons looking for their car
Sorry bro / I just told all of the crows about what you just did / So good luck next time you’re in the forest
Every workplace should have one of these / Designated crying area / Please limit episode to 15 minutes
Every job has these 3 employees / The one who is always cold / The one who is always hungry / The one who is always ready to leave
Decided I need to eat something healthy so I made a delicious omelet this morning I seasoned the eggs with sugar oil chocolate and threw in a little flour for texture / Here is the end result
ChatGPT five minutes after talking to me / Sarcasm
Apparently being a forklift operator at a boatyard is fun as fuck / Caution / No pedestrians
When you’re noun and event occurs / Image
When you spend two weeks doing the first half of your assignment and then you finish the other half in 3 hours the night before it’s due
When you research about some mental illnesses for a school project and then realise that you have most of the symptoms of half of them / Interesting
When you pause the game to have dinner with the family but in the middle of eating you hear your character losing Hp
When you finish a series and once again feel empty inside
When you buy a powerbank so now there are two devices that you forgot to charge
When it’s the middle of the night and volume 1 on your phone is too loud but 0 is too quiet
Wakes up before alarm goes off/Me Please don’t be 6/Clock 559/Me for the rest of the day
Trying to have a conversation / Not responding / Good night / Night
Traffic lights when I’m late / Traffic lights when I’m 2 hours early