How do you adjust your glasses/Regular/Scholar/Know it all/Contempt/Sassy/Buddha/Facebook like/Double facebook like/Jedi/If I touch my face I will die/Endgame/Smack
Grabbing a snack between games be like
My parents / Running out of soap / Filling the soap dispenser with water
Me enters a cheat code to quickly max out my health / Everyone else at the hospital
Carrying all of your groceries in one trip / That recycled bag you’ve been using for 3 years
Befriending the person with no friends / Finding out why they have no friends
Adulting / F*cking bullshit would not recommend
You should get a degree it will open so many doors for you / Gets degree / Real fake doors
When you’re fully aware of the unnecessary self destructive bullshit you’re doing but you cant bring yourself to do anything to stop it
Your friend borrowing money from you / Your friend when you want your money back
When it’s Sunday night and you need to say goodbye to your real self for days
When the iced coffee touch your lips
When i remember all the people i let take advantage of me over and over just to avoid them abandoning me / They did anyway