When you pspspsps a cat and it actually works / Sarcasm
When you are alone in a room that happens to have a mirror
When someone comments Nice on your post / Nice
Hating everyone / Wanting everyone to love me / Did you just take both pills
Me walks into living room / Tv tonight on how its made / Me stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made
Thinking about showering / We live in a never ending cycle of doing the same thing over and over until the day we die / After the shower / I smell like raspberries
The new clothes bought for him / My son / 3 yr old ripped up shirt
When the car that sped past you is now stuck next to you at the red light / Hello it’s me
When you show your friend that google says he’s wrong and you’re right
When resigning is not enough you want the company to fall apart after you leave
The first time a pet sees it’s human come home take its own skin off and replace with a different skin
Me opens my closet drawer literally anything / My cat
When I go to another room in my house to get something / I keep forgetting
Me misses one day of practice / Duolingo bird / Shame
Me calculating exactly how late I can stay in bed before I gotta get up
My friend asking if his memes are funny / You think this is funny / Me being supportive
Me / My brain / Look happiness / Me / My brain
Me Look there is this your brain / Sorry I forgot you don’t have one
How school taught me hold a keyboard / How gaming taught me to hold a keyboard / How working in a cubicle taught me how to hold a keyboard / How Dwarf Fortress taught me to hold a keyboard
GPU 92°C / CPU 95°C / This is fine / Gaming laptop users
Did you share your idea / Yes / What did it cost / Being thrown out a window
Acog user when weapon is customizable / It improve my aim
Watching a youtuber play a horror game / Playing the game yourself
You are not a machine / Your best will look different each day / And that’s totally okay