Me the world is such a wonderful place bro i just want to travel and go on adventures forever / Also me
Me / My friend / The results of messing with super glue
The only one who sing for me / Sarcasm / The only one who gives me love bite / The only one who keeps coming back even when I chase them away / True love
People crediting the heart for our emotions / The heart which is just pumping blood / The brain / The brain
The four horsemen of things that go missing
The first guy to use internet explorer must’ve been like
The exact image I need from google / Me / Pinterest / Me
Stuck up ass chair
*me / *my brain / We studied enough let’s play some games / *soon as I start playing a game / *me / *my brain / Don’t you have any shame you should be studying right now
No one / Absolutely no one / People living upstairs
Oh man I really need to buy one of those portable showers / This invention has made my life so much easier you should try it too
My entire life going to shit again / Also me laughing my ass off to your stupid ass memes
My bed when i go to sleep / My bed when i wake up / My bed when i throw something on it
Me using my sick leave to daydrink at the pub / My boss doing the exact same thing
Me trying to remember the original reason I unlocked my phone after 10 minutes of mindlessly scrolling through brainrot and slop
I have never been in a fight with a tiger / Therefore I have technically never lost a fight to one
How to copy files between two different pcs / 1 Right click copy / 2 Unplug the mouse and connect it to the other pc / 3 Right click paste / 4 Done / My goodness what an idea / Why didn’t I think of that
Everyone on the last day of school remember to keep in touch / Also everyone
Every year my cat forgets what a christmas tree is and rediscovers the wonder
Door manufacturers calculating the exact height for handles so they catch on your belt loops
When you leave the house and you realize your Sawks don’t match
When you get to the hotel room and the nearest outlet is eight feet from your bed
When someone compliments me/My face/My heart
When you’re fighting enemies in a video game and accidentally enter a cutscene