So cute omg / Vaseline pure petroleum jelly original / Rejectness @rejectness / Best anti theft ever
Mom you will become a fat ass if you do nothing but eat and sleep/Me do nothing but eat and sleep/Me become a fat ass/Me
When you’re sad or in pain your dog recognizes by facial recognition and body language / Cat / I missed the part where that’s my problem
What we all thought being a game tester was like as kid / I get paid to play all the newest and most exciting games before anyone else / What it’s actually like / I’m on my eighth hour of repeatedly running into a single wall just to make sure it doesnt go out of bounds when do I get to see my family
Net wt 51g / Snickers
Hmmmm / Vanilla ice cream / Size 9 kg
Unfortunately the clock is ticking / The hours are going by the past increases the future recedes possibilities decreasing regrets mounting / Do you understand / I understand / Remain ignorant
My daily schedule / 1pm wake up / 2pm / 4pm / 5pm / 7pm / 8pm / 9pm / 11pm unexplainable wave of intense emotions that sends me into a suicidal meltdown / 3am gn
Me / The mirror next to me / The mirror in front of me
That one guy in a zombie apocalypse be like/Yeah I was kinda in a tough situation back there/You would tell me if you got bitten though right/Right
School photographers be like / Give me a little smile / A little bit more / Just a little bit more / Ok perfect
Me puts my feelings out there knowing full well I’ll be rejected / Me gets rejected / Me / Pretends to be shocked
Me / People who actually listen instead of just waiting for their turn to speak
Me opens laptop pc to do something productive / My laptop / Working on updates / 11% complete / Don’t turn off your computer
Potato / Put me in anything / Other vegetables / Oh no me taste bad if cooked wrong
Normal people / Do you believe in gravity? / Students / Do you believe in g=9.82 m/s²? / Physicist / Do you believe in F=G m1m2/r²?
My friend opens a bag of chips / Me give / Him OK but only a mouthful / Me OK
Shit I spilled my / My cup of dry all over someone’s wet floor
My friends appreciating me because I remember their birthdays every year / Me who marks it on Google calendar on repeat every year
People search for the meaning of life / Me who knows you can find it in the dictionary
Me waking up after 5 consecutive dreams in one night / Is this the real life or is this fantasy
Store doesnt have what I’m looking for / Me leaving without buying anything
Me deleting another Me and who post after getting no response from anyone / Loser
How to make a low budget spider man cosplay / A powerpoint by me