Extra income won’t fix your bad spending habits / I don’t want to fix my spending habits I want to afford them
Police There’s no one else that can help us but you / Detective who’s been retired for 10 years
I can be in my bed and still be busy you know / Busy gathering strength
Step summary / Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat / You took 2 steps last week That’s 2 steps more than the previous week / Fitness isn’t just a hobby it’s a lifestyle
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When you’re trying to make positive changes but your brain has its favorite neural pathway
When you want to hang out but can’t ask because / You want them to want to hang out with you
When you searched something on TikTok and it became a trend after a few months / Influnser
Traditional dogs eat your homework / Modern dogs just hit the delete button
They don’t know how expensive they are
The reason people watched Mythbusters / To see if a myth is busted confirmed / Explosions
The manager at the local IKEA is retiring / So I sent him a cake
Stages of eating a burger / Tasty burger / Why the fuck is everything falling out / This is a fucking mess
Someone’s child running around obnoxiously in a restaurant / The voice in my head / Sweep the leg
Reminder you are loved
Regularly clean my glasses and always makes sure to never touch the lens / Somehow despite my efforts
One time i saw two rats doing this anybody know what it means thanks / Squeaking / Louder squeaking
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear / All i want for christmas is you
My camera roll / My Albums / My cats 7288 / Friends and family 0
Me growing by 0.01 inch / My grandma at family dinner / Who dat huge boi
Me with a job / Sarcasm / Me without a job / Me looking for a job
Me staying up to wait for the text from my friend saying that they got home safe
Teacher Video games cause violence / Me remembering the last time I got beaten by mom for playing game / You’re goddamn right