Scientists the brain is the most complex thing in the universe / The brain when someone’s talking to you for longer than 20 seconds / Dvd video
Skip the cutscenes / No the people who made this game took a lot of time and effort to make these cutscenes I’m gonna watch every single one from start to finish to show that their work wasn’t for nothing
My diet / My workout routine / My sleep schedule
My girlfriend stealing my hoodie / Me stealing her skirt
My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell
Me have you seen my hoodie / Her you mean our hoodie / Me / Her
Me and my assignment starring at each other thinking who’s gonna end who
I knew that stud was in there somewhere / Follow me for more DIY projects
Nobody hey you sure you’re getting enough sleep / Me yeah man the light here just makes me look so bad haha / Also me
Hardest things in the world / Diamond / Graphene / Metallic glass / Convincing someone that they are wrong when they keep insisting that they are correct
Glass is half empty / Glass is half full / Glass is perfectly balanced