Me after a joke fails/Telling jokes for dummies/Comedy encyclopedia part one timing/Comedy bible/Comic insights the art of standup comedy
When your parents would make you show them the clothes you just tried on
Dogs and cats when a wish is made to make/let them live as long as their owners / Meanwhile tortoises
I have a great idea / I forgot it immediately / I bought a notebook to write down my ideas / I have a great idea / I grab my notebook and pencil to write it down / Wait what was I going to write down
I get interested in something new / I become obsessed / I spend many hours learning getting good at it / I get bored of it before it becomes useful beneficial
Thinking about how I have no plans for my life because I thought I’d be dead by now
Mom dont leave the kitchen until them dishes washed / Me
You sleep to recharge your brain and body / I sleep to escape this insufferable world / We are not the same
Sarcasm / I hate messages / I hate late replies / I hate hm k ok / You guys are getting messages
When you’re confused as hell in class and want to ask the teacher a question but you don’t even know what you don’t even know
When your whole squad is in class / And the teacher says that you can work in groups
When you sit down to play the game / And everyone in your house needs you all of a sudden
When you look at your childhood photos and feel cringe but you know that at least your smile in them was real
What I love of winter / Cold weather / Wearing hoodies / All the fucking mosquitoes die and burn in hell
The world is a cruel and unjust place / There is no harmony in the universe / The only constant is suffering / Minutes later / OMG
Me finishes the game without doing any side quests / The old man npc who needed me to gather food to feed his family
The lacrimal punctum is the small hole in your eyelids that drains your tears through your nose / It’s the reason you get a runny nose from crying about not having a girlfriend