Cereal first or Milk first/First pic is step one/2nd pic is if you still hungry/End of discussion
You’re not smart enough to understand / You’re not smart enough to explain
You visit a new website because previous one sucked / Close pop-up about cookies / Close pop-up about newsletter / Close video that starts playing automatically
Me would you rather have 30 million dollars or 30 million loyal friends / My friend 30 million loyal friends because if they are loyal they would each give my 5 dollars and I would have 150000000 / Me / Listen here you little shit
Why must I have this condition that makes money come out of my eyes when I cry?/Ah geez here it comes.
When you’ve done nothing but eat junk food all day but your mum says you’re still her cute little munchkin
When you study as a mechanical engineer and your nine year old brother states that a chair with three legs is more stable than a chair with four because it can fall in one less direction / V equals 1/3 pi r squared h / y equals ax squared plus bx plus c / trigonometric function value table
When you convince yourself you can finish your entire assignment the night before its due / The risk I took was calculated / But man / Am I bad at math
When you convince your boss that it’s a two person job just so you can hang out with your bestie / Stop / Stop
This glass has clear water in it but your brain sees it as magenta / That’s because I changed the color in Photoshop
There is no problem / You are travelling safely to your destination / It just keeps getting hotter this time every year though doesn’t it
Me talks for 3 minutes without noticing that my mic is muted / My friends / Me / Unmute
Suffering from forehead kisses deficiency / Self diagnosed
Me the night before / I’m going to / Stop procrastinating hit the gym and be productive tomorrow / The next day / Reddit / Instagram / Youtube / Netflix / Valorant / I’m going to / Stop procrastinating hit the gym and be productive tomorrow
You are looking at me / I am looking at a mirror / Please stop shaking your phone I’m trying to wear my tie
Me at age 15 / Only 50 pages to go I’ll finish this book tonight / Me now / This article is too long
Not knowing the answer to question 5 / Question 10 gives away the answer / Also not knowing the answer to question 10
My life in two pictures / I think I did okay / Explosion
My extrovert friend still vibing with me / Me a socially awkward and shy introvert
Meet the universally 1 hide and seek player of all time / Huayu RM L1210 H pro universal lcd led tv remote
Me staring at a cat waiting for its approval for being my friend
Me looking at what’s about to turn into a missed call
Me how I explain my cat that in case something happens to me everything belongs to him / This is all for you