Aah refreshing 0% better / Me after my 15 min break at work / Me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours / Me at the end of a two day weekend
You are far away./The only way to pull the lever is to use the teleportation machine./If you do it will it be you pulling the lever?
Girl I dont have anything to wear / Closet
What you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know I’ll like it I can’t watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it / I don’t know when that will be and I don’t have any more control over it than you do
This is where I watched my parents die Vedal / I am your parent you dumbass
How ChatGPT looks at me after I ask it to analyze every interaction in my situationship again
6am alarm rings me / 2 hours later still me
Every argument be like / Contain yourself to get the moral high ground / Behave like a raccoon trapped in a trash bag
Flex tape / Empty looking wall
Dreaming as a child / Dreaming as an adult / 8 00 00 Countdown to wake up time
Dog fights / Cat fights
Ass and thigh muscles / Me at the gym / Core muscles / Arm muscles
Your item has been successfully sold on the steam marketplace for $0.03
Me in the workplace refusing to adhere to traditions and boomer logic
If a wizard goes Super Saiyan does it look / Like this / Or like this
Whenever you feel useless / Remember there is plate vending machine
When your teacher writes notes on your paper and you try to decipher the alien language she wrote them in
When you turn off the GPS to listen to your music and end up missing a turn / Gideon Where the hell am I
When I say something that doesn’t make sense but other people get an useful meaning out of it and think I’m a genius
He’s probably thinking about other dogs. / What was Scar’s name before he got the scar?
Welcome back to invisibility practice class / It’s pretty dissapointing to see so many of you here today
Tool expectations / Please come loose / I hope it comes loose / I wasnt asking / You should have listened / Cant be tight if its a liquid
The train/bus leaves as you arrive / Wireless earphones runs out of battery / Phone battery at 15%
Family of products / Apple / The same phone but more expensive / Apple fans