My room mates are engineers and this is how they deal with the trash / Can wtf
My pocket teaching my headphones how to tie themselves / The monkey chain
Friend If you’re depressed just go outside / Me who’s now depressed and cold
Me when I win the lottery knowing damn well imma still tell people I’m broke
My dad / The wrong tool / Me trying to help fix the sink
Me complaining about having another tough day of school today / Also me at school
Little kids when they fall down and get hurt / Them for 3 seconds / Also them after 3 seconds
A family in a horror movie lets go and buy this brand new house / The house
Leaving something behind when going on vacation / Leaving something behind when returning from a vacation
I was born in January 2000 / Omg you’re a kiddo / I’m 21
Hey you goin’ to sleep / Yes now shut up / It’s midnight that means it’s your birthday yaay
Imagine if you got your name when you turned 18 so it matched your personality / And his name is garbage
I seek emotional support from a friend / I remember that that person is actually toxic and is either going to dismiss my problems or make me feel worse / My mood gets worse / I feel desperate and isolated
Me long day tomorrow I need to make sure I’m in bed at a reasonable time / Also me at 330 am
I have low battery / Charger / Yes / So I should charge it / Makes sense to me / If I do that it should fill my battery / Yes / Then fucking do it
My friend come over / Me no I am tired / My friend I have drama to discuss that doesn’t involve us / Me
I don’t always get flashbanged / But when I do / It’s because I threw it
I decided to cook bananas in chocolate / Shoot me
How to draw a black cat easy / Step 1 make a shape / Step 2 add ears / Step 3 add 2 colored rings under ears / Step 4 add tail or paws optional / All done
Other movies / Light camera action / Batman movies / Rain fog camera action
Fuck zodiac signs where do you wipe your tears / 1 / 2 / 3 / 4
Dropping my toenail directly into the trash can below / This is brilliant / Sending it on a random trajectory utterly ignoring the laws of physics / But I like this
Burger in commercials / Burger irl
How I feel / Before taking a shit / After taking a shit