Smokey loves weed / @420iloveweed / Holiday rules / 1 Do not go into debt trying to show people you love them / 2 Do not go home to see family if it damages your mental health / 3 If someone comments on your weight eat them
Damn I need to get ready / Also me for 57 minutes
When your coworker asks a question that could’ve been answered with a Google search
Bottomshelfvodka / Congratulations
New game / Continue / Exit / Vintage story / Pin to taskbar / Close window / Task manager / End task
When you say you’re now breathing manually to others but you’re now also breathing manually / I’ve won but at what cost
Pov you’re 5 years old and you just said you want to be an astronaut when you grow up / School / Lv 61 145/146 / School used dream eater
Teacher Which is the most important organ in human body / Brain / Now say my name
When you’re used to take two steps at a time but you see an odd numbered set of stairs / Years of academy training wasted!
When your hands are full carrying stuff and you feel like you’re about to sneeze / Things are now in motion that cannot be undone
When you realize that its 3am and you haven’t slept yet / Oh no / Anyway
When dating sites aren’t working but you’re still looking for someone / P-SB7T Spirit Box / ASK A QUESTION / ARE YOU FRIENDLY / WHERE ARE YOU / HOW OLD ARE YOU
Website your order had ship / Me / Track package
Family photo
Me / The knuckle that won’t crack
Successful motivational guy starter pack / Wakes up at 4 am / Millionaire at age 13 / Work out after waking up / Reads 7 books a day / Thinks people are unsuccessful because they don’t work hard / Minimum sleep / Tells people to work hard and live the life they want / A millionare father who left all his wealth to this guy / Motivational music intensifies
Starting to think that the secret to happiness is being too dumb to realize how terrible everything is.
Somehow after six months on reddit / 101 followers / Who are you people
When advertisements disguise themselves as memes
Them how are you not cold / Me
Me yes I am still young / My spine / I said we old today
Actual photo of me and my new therapy dog after he’s seen my life for a week
My dad talking about his engineering job / 7 yr old me acting like I understand because I build legos / My uncle
My confidence level after hyping myself up to go into public / Confidence level immediately after making eye contact with another person