Me vibing with that one internet friend whom I never met but they totally understand me
Me leaving the cinema after adopting the main character personality
My life falling apart / Me blasting loud music to ignore my problems
My mind a mess / My body a mess / My room a mess / My life a mess / My music taste a fucking masterpiece of perfection and all that is good
I put a bts song on the alarm to wake up early / Did it work / I woke up 5 minutes early to not hear it
Time is absolute – Isaac Newton / Time is relative – Albert Einstein / Time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks – Karl Marx / I have loads of time until Friday to submit that essay let’s play Minecraft – Me
I do not understand how someone can fall into such a trap / Let me scratch your belly for 10 seconds
How it feels to talk to that one bro about stuff that you can’t tell the rest of the group
How I feel after trying to take a screenshot but I turn off my phone instead
Gun’s effectiveness when it’s the main character and there’s another season
Fearlessly consuming true crime podcasts / Hearing a sound in the middle of the night
Live humans eating dead mushrooms / Live mushrooms eating dead humans / Ecological balance maintained
Do you understand how fucked you are right now
Customer service face / Customer service thoughts
Me / Being a responsible adult / Eating 9 slices of garlic bread
You have to be at work by 6 am but it’s a winter morning starter pack / Or / Road to work / Your breakfast / Your room when you woke up / Just 5 more minutes / You / Your car looks like this
Wondering how I did it/Boiling water 2tbs of vinegar baking soda lemon juice soaked it for 25 minutes after that it looked the same so I bought a new one
When you’re hiding trying to heal and they find you
What others see / What I see
Me walks over video game fire to see if it does damage / Fire does damage / Me
This is how a steak is meant to be eaten / Just a few bandages and this cow will be able to walk again
Remember the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your appearance lack of talent and general personality
Saying I’m in my 30s / Saying I’m a 90s kid / Sarcasm