Gallery A real Smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips. Teacher you have to pick a partner for this activity/Me looks at my only friend/Friend looks at someone else/Me That’s right you get in there and derail that conversation / It’s not about you but get in there and make it about you When you hear some people laughing by the pool and your insecurity has you wondering if it’s about your shrek body When you finally get to undo your belt / And let all the stress of the day melt away Companies / We have sent you a confiration Email / Their Email reaching my Inbox The secret exchange of confidential information starter pack The 1000s of hours I spent studying / My results Won’t kill the person that tortured her father figure because revenge bad / Started killing gods because someone stole his cake Time 2 sleep / Can’t sleep / Time 2 wake / Can’t wake People who use / People who use hahaha / People who send audio of them laughing People who scream when they die in games / People who just say dammit and always stay calm and collected Psst hey / My spidersense is telling me your future self is talking shit about you Pretending to be happy / My slowly declining mental health / Me My robot vacuum cleaner after moving around my living room for 30 seconds / I’ve cleaned enough I’m satisfied My diet starts on Monday / Monday at 9am Me watching my homie talk shit about me in front of his crush Me trying to move a hot dish from the microwave without dropping it Me trying to download something off a new website / Please sign in or sign up to download Me struggling up a hill on my bike/Some mf on an e-bike/On your left Me accidentally dropping a pick in the guitar / The pick Marvelling at the pier I meet someone / We talk / I get addicted to them and I want to be with them 24/7 / They leave I can’t change my past / But I can still destroy my future 1 … 84 85 86 87 88 … 199