Friend 1 Getting married / Friend 2 Bought a house / Me / So good news I saw a dog today
Me explodes 10 TNT’s at the same time / Minecraft / So you have chosen 0 FPS
Cameras were invented in 1816 / People in 1815
8 year old me without any reason
Your package will arrive between 3-6pm / Me at 2pm
When the game download is at 99% and your internet suddenly disconnects / No no stay with me / Dont leave me
Your belongings / Sir
When you put a little too much weight on the bar but don’t wanna look like a weak a-b in front of the crew
When the bell rings and the teacher is still writing on the board
When all 3 of your Amazon orders have the same estimated delivery window / Oh yeah It’s all coming together
Watch out for groups of blue men / Our newest blue heat pepper spray with a glow in the dark actuator The blue dye can mark your attacker for up to 48 hours / Sweats profusely
Cleaning tip when cleaning windows or other glass products you can apply orange juice to particularly grimy spots / This does not work however
Thinking of sharing an opinion / Opens post / Similar opinion already downvoted
Someone gives me a nice compliment / Me / Who me / No Im just a worm
Me looking at the photos someone took of me / And realizing how ugly I look in real life
Please enter your phone number / 2158559745 / Itsnotaconspiracy / I remember seeing that post about worst format for entering your phone number this one is actually the worst / Source thebsdboys
Oh shit I farted sorry / Pardon me I had an anal cough
Me / Professional help / My unhealthy coping mechanisms
Guys / My hand no longer fits down the pringles tube
Me every time someone points a camera at me
Main character taking pills in a movie / Starter pack
If life is a never-ending loop of dishes and laundry / It also means life is a never-ending loop of home-cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
I’m going to buy a parrot and only teach it to say 4 phrases / I miss my hands / Never break a promise to a witch / There’s only one way to lift the curse / I just want to hug my kids again
Me / The realization that my fears aren’t prophecies of the future but they do have the ability to negatively alter the future if I make choices based on them