This dog is half husky and half labrador / Literally
So if I’m reading this right there must be a new cardboard box in the house
Me / You lied to me. I trusted you. / The toilet in my dream / I know. That’s the most disappointing part.
Teacher teaches a new maths formula / Me using it for homework
Saying goodbye to my parents when they leave for work / After they have left
Relax / Relax pro max
Person starts speaking in foreign language / Youtube auto captions / Random bullshit go
People with actual dark humor / People who say they love dark humor
Me switches from 1st person to 3rd person mode / My video game character who can finally blink now
My favorite color is / 19 responses / 26.3% / 31.6% / 21.1% / Red / Orange / Yellow / Green / Blue / Purple / Pink / White / Black / Brown / Grey / Well I just wanna say that I’m a huge fan
My dogs face when I go back in the house after I forgot something
My brain Slap them / Me Why / My brain You gotta
Me reading negative reviews of the 800$ headphones I just bought
Me presses shift 5 times / My keyboard
Me in the backseat when my friends are asking whats the next move when I was supposed to be home 2 hours ago
Me if I was Spider-Man / Great power / Great responsibility
Me 5 minutes into doing anything / Tiredness can kill / Take a break
Management If you decide to take your vacation days you’ll be leaving us all extremely short staffed / Me / Sounds awful best of luck
Grandma why do you have a big nose and sharp teeth? / Please stop bodyshaming
Gaming keyboards be like:/Q/W/E/A/S/D
Game has main storyline that took ages to write / Me doing the side quests
Everyday i wake up / And wait for it to be bedtime
Classic horror movies / You’re next / Noooo that thing is wearing my best friend’s face he’s dead nooo / Sci-fi horror movies / Which one of us is the clone / I think we both know