Me staring at their dry ass response after / I genuinely wanted to talk
I don’t bring any bad luck / Sarcasm / Your life was already sh*t
How that one female vocal chorus feels / In a rap song
Me finally decides to start working out / My body after warm-ups / I’m tired boss
Students / Don’t be afraid to ask questions / You should’ve been paying attention
Better reload that one bullet could save my life / Dies while reloading
When the barber spins you around to reveal they ruined your fucking life
Anyone who has ever been special to you ends up leaving because there is something inherently wrong with you / Ok dear
Always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness / Unnecessary negativity / Bitterness
Dog owners/ This onion won’t make me cry/ Your dog doesn’t love you/ Nooooooooooo/ Cat owners/ This onion won’t make me cry/ Your cat doesn’t love you/ Yeah
Who fixes a clock like this / This image is probably the most accurate visual representation of the United States education system
When you’re driving behind a truck like this and you have a Final Destination 2 flashback so you’re driving like
When your mom says you can look at the lobsters in the grocery store / Happiness noise
When you stayed up late asf and now you gotta face the consequences in the morning
When you start crying but you have no idea why / Invisible condition
When you got shit to say but you keep it at the back of your mind
When you appear offline to avoid playing with that one garbage / And he find you in game
When someone asks you if you can keep a secret and you know you can because you haven’t talked to anyone else for months / No need to thank me
When everyone said u were rly smart and responsible as a kid but u havent rly made any improvements as a human being since / These graphics were praised for the quality at the time
Washing the dishes immediately after eating / Washing the dishes once the food is caked on and dry
How others study / How i study / This is the good luck calculator / Upvote in 50 seconds and you will pass all of your tests
Fact 1 Reading can make you a better conversationalist / Fact 2 Neighbors will never complain you are reading too loud / Fact 3 Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected so youd better read / Fact 4 Books have stopped bullets reading could save your life / Fact 5 Dinosaurs did not read look what happened to them
Me I’ll sleep early today / Also me at 2:37 AM / One more video won’t hurt / 4 hours later / Why is sleep so expensive and procrastination so cheap
Doctor my back hurts when I wake up in the morning / Wake up in the afternoon then