Family member so hows your relationship / Me / Laslow / My GF is like the square root of -100 / A solid 10 but also imaginary
When you try to save people but ended up destroying the entire city / Avenjurs
Virus enters my body / My immune system either the invader leaves or we all leave
Copy and paste copy and paste / Copy and paste copy and paste
Cats for no reason / Mouse/bird corpse
Any other plant / Potatos / Water soil temperature basically everything needs to be perfect / Dirt optional
Are you eligible for remote work?/Can your job be done from home?/No/Do you make more than 200k per year?/Yes/Congrats you are now a remote worker/Do you make more than 200k per year?/Yes/No/Please report to the office immediately/You disgusting piece of shit
Me / Any subject that I’m interested in / Anyone who asks about it
Company we need distance workers to come back to the office work does not get done at home / Me in the office
When you wake up at 7:59 and turn off your alarm set for 8:00 / Bomb has been defused
When people ask how college is going / Me / I just keep googling stuff and it keeps working
When I say I wanna lose weight and someone says let’s go to the gym / That’s a bit extreme
What people think ADHD inattentive type is / Getting distracted by squirrels / What ADHD inattentive type actually is / Poor planning and organizational skills / Trouble focusing on the task at hand / Difficulty learning or organizing new infos / Frequent daydreaming / Difficulty following instructions / Trouble starting and finishing projects / Inability to focus or prioritize / Restlessness and edginess / Losing and/or misplacing things / Difficulty paying attention to details / Easily distracted / Tendency to procrastinate / Also ADHD inattentiveness / Not reading any of the second half of the above pic because you saw it was really long
Ur password is weak well so is my memory so please let me keep it
1 Hour here is 7 years on earth / Good we wait here for the Elder Scrolls 6
TV show writers after writing the first season / In terms of ideas we have no ideas
The rest of my keyboard / My W A S D keys
My crush Hey I like your shirt / Me plotting out every scenario in which we end up together
Me testing if the game I play / Has fall damage
Me talking myself into yet another bad decision / Hey now / Hey now
Me misspells url / Browser / A new core memory
Me getting ready for the shower
Me at 18 In my 20s I’ll travel the world have my dream job and be living my best life / Me in my 20s Googling how to make 2 day old pasta taste fresh while ignoring 5 unread job rejection emails
If I just keep looking cute / They’ll surely blame the dog