Spent 30 mins hunting for the source of the mysterious intermittent snoring
How my mind actually works / How I wish my mind worked / Why won’t you work
Me comforting my homie knowing that 3 days later he’s gonna get back with his toxic ex
Going over a giant pothole in a rental / Going over a giant pothole in my own car
When you get home and realize how ugly you looked all day
When you finish work and can finally excavate the booger that you felt in your nose all afternoon
Everyone else lets buy a new one / Boys on a budget nah there’s enough there lets wait for another 2 weeks
Everything I crocheted this week as a beginner / A pickle / A french fry / Asparagus / Bowl of spaghetti
Do you guys think I should upgrade my pc to Windows 11 / I’m currently still using Plankalkül
But my family is sleeping/I said bark
Anonymous / 03/09/22 wed 05:35:51 no 4097292 / Are u a grass jpg / 194 kb jpg / Are u a grass
Friend what episode are you on / Me ep.39 / Friend but you were on episode 4 yesterday / Me / The laws of time are mine
Microsoft you need to pay to activate and use our windows os / Customer or else what / Microsoft you won’t be able to change your wallpaper / Customer
When you’re wearing wet/dirty gloves and your nose starts itching
When you’re supposed to be taking a test but you left your head at home / Long
When you’re on a 96 hr hospital shift / Because batman has been at work / Superhero wahala
When your telling someone something deep that you’ve never told a soul before and they pull out their phone mid sentence
When you sit on a stool in a shop after walking in the mall for 3 hours / Humanity restored
When you lean back a little too far in your chair
When you are so lonely that you get the super power of identifying other lonely people around you / Lonely guy / Me
When my boss asks me at my performance appraisal why I always clock in at exactly 8:30 / A wizard is never late / Nor is he early / He arrives precisely when he means to
When an app asks you why you quit their service / In terms of money we have no money
Netflix We have thousands of rare and obscure shows from the past / Me Wow do you have / Netflix No