New guy asking me for advice about work / Me who’s been here for 3 years and is pretending to know shit
My mouth when I put an apple between my teeth to hold it when I do something:
Me whenever I get close to a balcony / Sarcasm
Me skipping trough the dialogue with the npc who s telling me that her whole family has died / Yes very sad / Anyway / Xp
Me looking up an entire cast to a series/movie I just finished 45 seconds ago
Me leaving the exam room having more knowledge than I walked in with
Middle of the night / Body you gotta pee / Me okay gets up and pees / Me gets into bed and finally feels comfortable / Body / Do it again
Companies writing a job description to find their perfect candidate / Me changing my resume to make it sound like I have those skills
Me after building a secret base in Minecraft even though I have no friends to play with
Looking big in the mirror / Having stronger lifts / Your friends saying you’re getting bigger / Your crush saying you look big / The biggest guy at the gym calling you big man
No one:/Lego characters when you fall off a cliff:
I like your playlist / Me
How it feels to watch your peers hang out and have fun while you relive the same day in your room
How I really be feeling in the mornings when my alarm goes off / I just cant
Having +7500 hours in a game knowing all gliches and shortcuts / Speedrunners / Having 10 hours and beeing happy playing it / Me
I have only one way to be plugged in / Only one I have two / You guys have a direction / You guys have to be plugged in
Dogs people think are aggressive / Vs / Dogs that are actually aggressive
Creepy videos that will keep you up at night / Me watching in the day / Laughter / You dumb bitch
When a person does card shuffling in front of me / Well first of all fuck you smart ass / But also can you teach me how
You must be beautiful when you sleep / Me
Why did i read the manga?/I just wanted to see how it compares to the anime/There is no season 2 of the anime
When I see the player is always losing in mobile game ads / Are you stupid or something
What do you see in there doctor?/The thrill of the fight, rising up to the challenge of our rival.
We actually knew each other 180000 years ago / We picked up bananas together every day but you forgot