My paycheck / My bills and responsibilities / An unnecessary amount of useless shit from Target
You wake up feeling good / You get a raise at work / Your crush texts back / You see a cat on the street and you crouch down and hold out your hand and it comes over and you get to stroke it and its fur is all warm from the sun / Oh I’ll take that one
Pov You talked back to your Mexican mom
Shut down / If you shut down now you and any other people using this PC could lose unsaved work / Shut down anyway
Who walks down stairs like that
When my friend doesn’t tag me on any memes for 9 hours / Friend / Are you there my friend / Hey are you still alive / Where are you my friend
Thoughts while playing hide and seek / They will never find me / Damn i gotta pee / When i go hide and seek
The wasp that stung me / I’m not afraid of you / Me / Then you will die braver than most
Who would win / The strongest bone in the body / One silver boi / Tibia shinbone
The level of my frustrations / Available swear words
Sticker on an apple / Me / The sticker / My friends shirt
Spend 4 million years barely evolving / Gain the strongest bite of any animal / Do basically nothing but chill in lakes / Refuse to elaborate further
Accidentally click 0.01mm away from the X / The ad / So you have chosen download
Mom starts counting down from 3 / So anyway I started behaving
Remembering the names of my acquaintances and relatives / Being able to identify and name literally hundreds of pokemon by sight
Wow I slept late people must be wondering where I am / Checks phone / Negative 2 unread messages
Me watching book based movie before reading book / What are they doing it wasnt like that this scene was completely different in the book / Me watching book based movie after reading book
Me in the shower going from overthinking everything to pretending that water comes out of my fingers be like
Me talking to my family / Me talking to friends / Explaining the one piece plot after my friend asked me why fraky was fighting an obese man with baby clothes during dressrosa
Me checking my bank account to see if anyone accidentally put money in my account / Sarcasm
Parents video game makes children aggressive / Me after playing fishing simulator / Aggressive fishing
Junior devs on their way to solve a problem
My body / I’m raising the temperature to fight virus / Me / So I won’t die from high temperature right / I won’t die right
Me 5 years ago i hate pink its a girly color ugh ill never wear anything pink / Me now