Which bird will you choose to be / Albatross can travel 900km a day / There is free food / Hummingbird
When gym rats design houses / Bedroom / Kitchen / Bath / Protein bar / Gym
What I thought my 20s would look like / What it actually looks like
Me tries to fall asleep / My body / So anyway I started thinking
Dammie keys / @kolayodam_ / When you’re at the barbershop and the worst barber is free and y’all make eye contact
Emily / 50 Nerds of Grey / The more secure u want my computer password to be the more guaranteed I am to just write that sh*t on a very not secure post it note
The first guy to swim across a river was probably like
When someone tells you a secret you already knew and you gotta act surprised
Me I’m not gonna catch feelings / Good-looking person Hi / Me
Sends voice messages / Sends text messages
When you just told your most successful but repeated joke to a new group of friends and they can’t stop laughing
Me talking to my reflection in the mirror after another day without doing anything productive / You trusted me and I failed you
Me giving motivation to my depressed friend even though my life already cooked as hell
Me activating my personality switch based on which friend I’m hanging out with
Isaac Newton must have been like / V = 1/3 πr² h
Im ok / Aah my head hurt
Me: I wish I had more time to practice / More time / Me: / Well now I am not doing it
How it started / How it’s going / My life
Me at 3:00 am thinking about how I am going to singlehandedly save my crush from terrorist attack
I have two moods / Being a silly little goofball / Hitting the limit and going non verbal
A fart / My clenched anus / Girlfriends head laying on lap
Exam starts / Me / 1 2 and poof / Bulbasaur forgot
Ok ima / Comprehend these horrors / Me after 20 minuets / Damn / What is comprehension
Me injures shoulder/Also me as soon as it feels slightly better/Now it’s time for the durability test