Me after a night of headache and sleep deprivation I gotta lay off that coffee / Also me as soon as I find an excuse for the headache
A day at work / Busy ness / Desire to be working / Snacks / Energy levels / Eyesight clarity / Proficiency at procrastination and doing the bare minimun / Time
Your wireless internet signal strength / Bed / Desk / Xbox / Router / The middle of your garden / Crap / Poor / Great / Out on the street / Your neighbor’s house
You sweat when you’re hot. / Things melt when they get hot. / Sweat is you melting. / Sweat is a mixture of oil water and urea. / Your body moves blood closer to the skin. / The sweat then absorbs heat from the blood. / It then evaporates into the atmosphere removing the heat.
Will you stop sharing memes and give me attention / Hold up I got a meme for this
Why do you need 3 monitors? / Me:
Whoops almost stepped into some shit / My life
When you’re halfway through the argument then you realize you were wrong all along
When you meet someone with the same mental struggles as you / You and me / We’re in a club now
When you get a message from your favorite person
Using the calculator app straight up / Using the calculator app sideways
Iww iu 520 railroad workers presents / Trolley problem solution / Slip the switch by flipping it while the trolley’s front wheels have passed through but before the back wheels do / This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt / Thank a rail worker today
Torrential piss / Fly on my toilet seat
Time traveler question / Person answer / Time traveler wacky response / Person
That one friend who likes all of your posts
Remembering a Minecraft youtuber that you used to watch and deciding to look them up / Finding out that they are gone without a trace
Psychology tricks to trick anyone / Lie to people / Introduce yourself as the guy who never lies / If someone asks if you are lying say you are not lying
Playing 1v1 against your friend / Lol you suck / Fuck you noob / Playing co-op with your friend / Damn bro we both suck / I know
Horses really be like oh no I can’t see you in my immediate vision / Guess the only logical response is to kick your fucking teeth in
Family praising me for fixing the internet speed / Me who put my 50 GB torrent download on pause
Dad pumps gas into car / The smell of gasoline gives mom migraines / Me in the backseat inhaling that petrol incense
Ah so here’s that one motherfucker from math problems
Me going to bed early so I can overthink things and create fake scenarios