The teacher uses your paper as an example / It’s an example of what not to do
Me at 23 the day after I stayed up drinking until 4 a.m. / Me at 40 the day after I stayed up until 10 15 p.m. to switch the laundry
Everyone oh wow an alien can you teach us about your society’s technology and the secrets of faster space travel / The alien who studied philosophy and language arts and doesn’t know shit about their society’s technology
When someone asks you what’s wrong but nothing’s actually wrong that’s just how your face looks normally
Me / That constant feeling of guilt whenever I eat and getting thoughts saying you don’t deserve to eat you’re not skinny enough
Random kid uhhh teacher you forgot about the homework / The rest of the classroom / Casually approach child / Grasp child firmly / Yeet the child
Sometimes when you hurt nobody sees your pain / Sometimes when you’re sad nobody sees your sorrow / Sometimes when you cry nobody sees your tears / But fart just once…
Erasers sacrifices their entire lives to make up for human’s mistakes / Humans
Doctors recommend doing a push up every time you die in video games / People who only play racing games
#5 One habit of intelligent humans is being easily annoyed by people around them but saying nothing in order to avoid a meaningless argument / Intelligence 100
My toddler feeling accomplished after a long day of breaking shit and throwing fits
My package arrived unfortunately / Pikachu didn’t survive RIP
Me when I finally find the annoying npc that has repeatedly been shooting me from a distance
Me sleeping / My pillow
Are you eating with us or did you already eat? / I already ate, I’ll eat with them and I’ll eat again on my own
I know you slept well / I stayed up to watch you all night
Mom If you tell me what’s wrong I won’t get mad / Me / No thanks I choose life
How to draw a bird / Realistic painting / Drawing / Two curved lines
Having to go to the dentist as a kid / Having to go to the dentist as an adult / Bill
Me / Affection / Me / Fear of abandonment awkwardness shyness and vague dislike for people
Eyes drops are essential during the dry winter months
Me gets sleepy / Also me puts phone away / My body / The movement has restored my strength
Who makes noise at the back of the class / Me and my friend be like
Holding the thought in your mind / Trying not to interrupt the conversation / Whilst hoping the topic does not change