Normal people have osteoarthritis in their 50s / My knee without any reason / Shut the fuck up / And let me die in peace
Coming up with the personality looks and backstory of a new character / Naming the character in question
Me I’m definitely going to study at 11 / My procrastinating brain / 10 65
My houseplants watching me pour water into the coffee machine rice maker clothing steamer humidifier ice trays kettle
My brain while i’m in line at a fast food place thinking of what i’m about to order/My brain when it’s my turn to order
Me myself and I opening up the internet every morning to see what new fictional thing is making people angry / Bikit
Me as soon as one leaf hits the ground
Me a lazy fuck / The tv remote
Lord of the rings / Lord of the rings but Gandalf uses his magic
Pov Its 5 am and your cat hasnt been fed
Me / Hopes and dreams / Ability to make them happen
Growing up without a fidget toy moodboard / Don’t call me out like this
Realizing your glasses have paint on them / Falling backwards into a puddle of paint / Realizing your bandanna also has paint on it for some reason / Dipping your head in a paint bucket
Passenger seat did you get into their network Good work / Hackerman
Me / Meeting someone / Spending time with them / Going on a date / Being in a relationship / Deciding they are the love of my life
Clothes I wear / Clothes I buy but don’t have the confidence to pull off
Me while gaming / Can play games for 5 straight hours without taking a break / Me while studying / Gets tired after 10 minutes of studying and has to take a break
Bro made the most perfect exquisite flawless loaf ever and thought we wouldn’t notice
Utopian realism / Pessimism of the intellect / Both pessimism of the intellect and optimism of the will / Optimism of the will
Being friends with me / Highly recommend I’m funny as fuck
4000 years later and we’re back to the same language
You saw me at Walmart and didn’t say hi / What I saw at Walmart
You have a disease caused by your lifestyle / Should I change my lifestyle / Not at all here is a pill
Why do you always close your room’s door what are you trying to hide / My introverted ass / Myself