Me making the teacher talk about his life so we don’t have to work / The teacher / They love me
Me after telling someone I forgive them and then realizing later on that I’m actually still angry and there’s nothing I can do about it
Just some elephants nothing suspicious here
When you’re sleeping and your alarm didn’t ring yet but the amount of sleep you’re getting is suspicious
85 degrees in october how queer / Ive never seen such a thing / I guess we doing summer now
When you’ve been happy for more than a couple of days and life hasn’t hit you yet / That’s suspicious
Brushing the teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton / Skeleton will return next week with more disturbing facts
Among us be like:/I’m not acting suspicious/You’re acting suspicious
All my resources / Me playing a game / A single item I’m upgrading to max level
10 Reasons why I’m lazy / 1.
When everything is going wrong with your car but you don’t even care anymore
I cast / Wipe but never clean
When the prerendered cutscene / Cuts back to gameplay
When my brain keeps telling me I’m not good enough for someone / Why are you booing me / I’m you
When are you going to stop playing video games / Me at 70
Volume level 20 during dialogue / Volume level 20 during an action scene
Knightzoned / I accidentally made eye contact with a mall booth salesperson and barely escaped a 25 minute long skin care demonstration where she tried to trap me in a sale no less than 4 times / Knightzoned / The rules of engagement for mall kiosk owners and pokemon trainers are exactly the same
The monster being an actuall monster in scooby doo / 7 year old me
That one programming channel with 7 subscribers that actually makes tutorials that are quick and effective
When someone in a relationship tells me / That I need to be okay with being alone
How I expect my friends to be reacting when they check their phone and see 95 reels sent from me
Phone companies promising 7 years of software updates / Me always pressing schedule later
10 year old me when my parents let me try a little wine / With dinner