Crocodiles having the strongest bite force of all reptiles / Crocodiles also having the weakest jaw opening force of all reptiles
Chasing your tail / Chasing squirrels / Chasing cars / Chasing your dreams of being a good boy
A photo taken through my works toilet paper
How it feels to have a lil show you’re looking forward to watching after work
When your friend stops talking to you for .1 seconds / Is there any reason in particular you despise me
When you see someone you kinda know / Don’t actually know well enough to stop and talk
When you pull your headphones out of your pocket
When the toilet paper runs out while you still wipe your ass / No no stay with me / Dont leave me
When I see a couple’s tattoo on IG and can already imagine the awkward breakup stories
Teacher today we are going to learn how to count open the page 12 / Children / The / What
Time spent in the kitchen / Cooking getting something from the fridge / Cleaning the countertop
8 year old me threatening that I will leave the house forever / My parents
Speedrunners when they they move 0.3cm in the wrong direction / This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years
The game there’s clearly a toxic community in it / The devs we decided to add a public voice chat / The players
Me / Random and sporadic bursts of song lyrics caused by words you said / Normal conversation
Playing video games / Playing video games when it’s raining outside
When you finish an awesome game and just be sitting watching the credits / But at the very end there’s and thank you for playing this game
Me trying to fix my problems in life / Mechanical engineering
No one / Me thinking that someone is watching me from my phone or laptop camera
Lock to happiness / Key to happiness
My parents at age 25 / Let’s have another baby / Yes / Me at age 35 / I’m going to eat you in the car with my bare hands
I think my cat is actually a tiny man in a cat suit
Are ya winning son / No dad Im not winning I dont even play games anymore / I just sit here and scroll Facebook reddit Twitter endlessly I spent 3000 on this setup to make me happy and it didnt do anything at all / I thought the best processor and graphics card would give me everything I wanted but I was wrong / It looks cool but I dont feel any different than before / Theres no meaning to it Theres no meaning to anything anymore / I just sit here doing the same thing every day and every night / Im tired dad Im tired
Relatives Where’s your son / Mum He’s in his room playing video games / Relatives Tell him to come down / Mum / We only see him once a month when he comes for supplies