Can I see your DMs/Oh okay/Can I see your Notes app/Oh okay/Can I see your ChatGPT history
Parents aren’t home / Expectation has huge party / Reality brings laptop to the living room instead of hiding in my room
Me / Finding the definition for a word by just Googling it / Me / A movie with just that word as its title
Guys / I am starting to have a hard time telling the difference between AI and real art
7 Y/O Me finding $5 on the ground/23 Y/O Me finding $5 on the ground
When I try and fool around on the kid’s jungle gym
When you’ve finally gained muscle but now you gotta maintain it
When you look up the lyrics to a song and realize you’ve been singing nonsense for 6 months
When you hear a group of people talking near you and they start talking noticeably quieter
When you accidentally touch the bottom of the school desk / Iug was here
When someone pops up in your life / Making you all happy you be like / Who sent you
When im on a 1v1 situation / Teammates in voice chat / I have no idea what you want me to do
Venom
This was how Granma showed me how to sew in a straight nine.
The something bad is about to happen in a videogame starterpack / Suspicious lack of enemies / No way out / Lots of these / Quicksaving / Press shift to run if a horror game / Music is in this key / C melodic minor scale
Happiness / Maybe philosophy will improve my life / I learned so many things / Knowledge of philosophy / The dialectics will inevitably resolve / Help me
Did you know / The average human can travel upto 60 seconds into the future in just 1 minute
That guy who starts fights all the time starter pack / Chugs mayo / Lives here
A suspicious looking pancake
Smart guy in anime touches his glasses / His glasses
Plays happier thinking itll help me drown out sad thoughts / The music / The music video / Me riht now
Philosophy is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat / Metaphysics is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat that isn’t there / Theology is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat that isn’t there and shouting I’ve found it / Science is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat using a flashlight
Parents scream my name/Me What/Parents no response/Me WHAT/Parents still no response/Me
Psychiatrist nobody is useless it’s all in your head / Me