Studied for a test/Didn’t study for a test/Good grades/Bad grades/Noice
Scientists there’s microplastics in your muscles / Me having rubbed plastic bristles against my teeth for two minutes every morning and evening for almost my entire life
PC gamers be like:/I need one more monitor
Nutritionist Limit your fast food intake to once a week / Me
My friend starts typing his password / Me wow what a good ceiling you have
Mom / Do you mind if I give your pokemon toys to your cousin You are 36 now / I have to go
Me waiting for the alcohol to kick in so I can lose my shyness / Heineken original pure malt lager
Me in my bed taking a survey / At 3am to see what kind of pasta I am
Me fighting my imaginary problems
Me closes program / Program stays open / Me while opening task manager / You dare oppose me mortal
Me and my bestie reunite after leaving our toxic relationships
Ever notice when geese fly in a v formation / One side is always slightly longer than the other / This is because there are more geese on that side
Friend can you grab something out of my string bag / Me
French baguettes 1 hour after being left out
4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea / The one person who enjoys it
Don’t you get tired of being alone?/Me being alone:/Sarcasm
Oh yeah based on your own logic / Extrapolates new rules to your logic unrelated to what you actually said
This how anime villains be watching over the protagonist’s progress to make sure they’re ready for their final showdown
I finally have time to enjoy my multiplayer game / All my friends waiting for me in the lobby / 45 GB Update
If my present self thinks my past self is cringey will my future self think my present self is cringey
When your friend is about to do something stupid but you kind of want to see what happens / Stop
When you intentionally fart in the plane to silence the crying child behind you / Breathe it in that’s fear
When the hero is about to fall off a cliff / His friend who mysteriously disappeared at the beginning of the movie
When bro warned you about something and it turns out like he said / So you have to hit him with one of these