Sorry chocolate milk out of stock / So I got dressed up for nothing
My exhausted body trying to fall asleep/My brain/Showtime
Movie there’s a funeral / Writer / Rain / Weather raid
Me trying to hide my feelings for somebody I like
Me sleeping safely from the demons by having my blanket and a pillow on my neck
When you’re really a backend developer but market yourself as full-stack
Archie Henderson / @jazzemu_ / Inside washing machine / Duvet cover climb in my brothers / Every single piece of clothing we shall build a new life in the big sock
Bros I think it’s my time to choose my starter pokemon
Sarah Miller / @Sarahlovescali / I hate when you sit down to work with a snack and you’re like yes this is going so well and then you realize what was going well was just the snack
Me: I already drank this week, tonight will be a chill one / Me 2 hours later:
How my homies look at me / When I’m presenting
Do you ever wish you could be a dog during weekdays and a human on weekends?
Me I have mastered a safe pattern for this boss and just need one more cycle to win / Inner me Do an extra attack in this cycle / You died
Rare find cat still in original packaging
New arrival / Bluetooth sword / This sword has a built-in speaker so you can play music from your phone while training the perfect training companion / Technical specifications / USB charging port / Audio cable / Motion-programmable for sounds like lightsaber or clashing steel / Default music Eye of the Tiger / Optional accessories LED lights and a smoke machine
When you ask an ADHDer why they always end up doing anything but the thing they should be doing / It’s about the side quests.
When you’ve got baggage unresolved trauma a sketchy past / But a lot of love to give
A real Smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.
Teacher you have to pick a partner for this activity/Me looks at my only friend/Friend looks at someone else/Me
That’s right you get in there and derail that conversation / It’s not about you but get in there and make it about you
When you hear some people laughing by the pool and your insecurity has you wondering if it’s about your shrek body
When you finally get to undo your belt / And let all the stress of the day melt away
Companies / We have sent you a confiration Email / Their Email reaching my Inbox
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