Sheephood is a spectrum / I am designed specifically to give out concussions / Bweh
Pov you’ve been licked
A photography horror game / You have to hunt ghosts by taking polaroid pics / If you miss your sanity gets lower and gets attacked / You can pet your cat to restore your sanity
Normal people separate their colours when doing washing / Me
My name is Ned now I’m a bed / and if I ruffs I scare the fluffs / I cannot move I just play dead / my name is Ned and I’m a bed
My brain flip the pillow / Me why / My brain / Be a lot cooler if you did
Meanwhile in the last cardboard box on earth
When you’re the guy who just loots points out enemies and then dies / It ain’t much but it’s honest work
When you’re trying to find an old meme in your galery but instead find that one pic you took when you were still happy
Me at work I bust my ass at this job / I’m the backbone of this company I need a raise / Also me at work
Me finally ready to use the internet while listening to music / These mfs / Adios
Me feeling proud after finally resisting all temptations and saving money for a whole morning / That irresistible iced coffee on my lunch break
Oh boy i can’t wait to eat my loaf of bread today / The dastardly white mold
Burger going to visit grape after surgery / Show this thread
It’s 1999 Spotify and iTunes don’t exist yet / You’ve just spent 10 on an album / 3 tracks in and you realize it fucking sucks
A simple scalp massage can stop overthinking / Me:
When your pet hears the treat bag / When you spot the waiter with your meal
When your costume is on point but your mom makes you wear a jacket
When you lose a bunch of weight and everyone starts asking what diet you’re on / Depression
When you go to sleep after an exhausting day and it starts raining
When they fire me but I come back as a customer
6:00AM / 3:00PM / 12:00AM
These animals are not looking at you / These animals are looking at you
The pieces of you that you keep hidden in order to be likable are some of your most magical and magnetic parts / Until next time