Me switches from 1st person to 3rd person mode / My video game character who can finally blink now
My favorite color is / 19 responses / 26.3% / 31.6% / 21.1% / Red / Orange / Yellow / Green / Blue / Purple / Pink / White / Black / Brown / Grey / Well I just wanna say that I’m a huge fan
My dogs face when I go back in the house after I forgot something
My brain Slap them / Me Why / My brain You gotta
Me reading negative reviews of the 800$ headphones I just bought
Me presses shift 5 times / My keyboard
Me in the backseat when my friends are asking whats the next move when I was supposed to be home 2 hours ago
Me if I was Spider-Man / Great power / Great responsibility
Me 5 minutes into doing anything / Tiredness can kill / Take a break
Management If you decide to take your vacation days you’ll be leaving us all extremely short staffed / Me / Sounds awful best of luck
Grandma why do you have a big nose and sharp teeth? / Please stop bodyshaming
Gaming keyboards be like:/Q/W/E/A/S/D
Game has main storyline that took ages to write / Me doing the side quests
Everyday i wake up / And wait for it to be bedtime
Classic horror movies / You’re next / Noooo that thing is wearing my best friend’s face he’s dead nooo / Sci-fi horror movies / Which one of us is the clone / I think we both know
When your mom who had absolutely no business cutting your hair decided to cut your hair when you were a kid.
You can only pick 2 / 1. Can communicate with oysters / 2. Free gravel for life / 3. Can teleport up to 7 inches away / 4. Grow a second nose / 5. Can control any toaster with your mind / 6. Look 10 hours younger / 7. Can instantly see inside any empty container / 8. Speak the extinct language Khitan / 9. Can run as fast as Albert Einstein
When he picks you up and spins you around / Coin x29 / Star x8
What kind of symphony is this?
No one:/ Gym beginners: what exercise can I do to train this part
They dont know I just ate a whole rotisserie chicken in my car / That guy smells like an entire rotisserie chicken / Why is that guy so greasy
Me / That’s what she said / Every conversation
Dolphin casanova / Thezombiunicorn / Follow / When your friend makes a sad post and you don’t know what to say so you just like it instead