My friend how are you so good at talking / Me the night before thinking of every possible conversation
How the knife I used to make a sandwich must feel waiting to see if I’m going to make another sandwich
How It Feels When I Text Bro At 2am And He Replies
Her head is very heavy because of all of her thoughts
Sun / White dwarf / Black hole / Feeling like every friendship you have is a sham and people talk to you out of pity / Heaviest objects in the universe
Hawks when they hear their screech dubbed over footage of a bald eagle
Guys really live in apartments like this and don’t see any issue
Eating is crazy. / You put food in a cavity where you smash it with 32 bones then a meat tentacle pushes it down into a pool of acid.
Ah finally my torrent of this obscure game is finished I can’t wait to play / Huh what’s this Seeding / Nah I didn’t ask for it to do that delete
Come warm yourself and rest in this dark mode meme / Go easy on your eyes warrior
When the book ends on a cliffhanger / And you realize that the author hasn’t published anything in 10 years
Me / A single sentence that already contains several commas and three semicolons / We’re done when I say we’re done.
When you see your human grab the keys but not the leash / Walter
When your fart reeks like a dumpster in summer heat but you’re waiting for your buddy to smell it.
When you turn off the lights downstairs and run upstairs so no one kills you / Me
When you find something you like so you get it in every color
Weekends are for having fun / Me:
Too hot/Too cold/Perfection
How it feels inside my head
Things I studied / Things on the exam
These iPhone cases are getting out of hand.
When you realize the situation you’re in could’ve been avoided had you just been an asshole
Me sleeping under 3 blankets / The air conditioning on full blast / The fan on high