Me using my parent’s fancy utensils / To make a 3-dollar sandwich for dinner
Live / Breaking news / Local fish in great mood today / 19 41 / The water tastes great and theres no predators around at the moment
Left my coffee out for a few days and my boy SpongeBob moved in
When your crush says I wish I could find someone like you / Smile in pain
Do you ever just feel like a rotisserie chicken?
Computer hacking in movies starter pack / Hit as many keys as possible while somebody behind you yells shut it down / Don’t ever touch the mouse / Don’t ever touch the keypad / I am invincible / Always finish computer hacking seconds before the danger
Any thoughts of suicide or hurting yourself?/No./Sneak 100
Giving up already? / A warrior needs rest
When you’re the funniest of your friends / But also the most unstable one / Welcome to my world of fun
When your friends finally persuade you to go to the gym and you’re at the counter like
When you have to shit badly but you’re at a friend’s house / I don’t want to destroy this place
When I beat someone in a PvP match / Intelligence / When someone else beats me in a PvP match / Luck
Market requirements / What you learn in school / Self-learning
Today I will skip sleeping so I can go to sleep at a normal time tomorrow / Day is exhausting and I instantly fall asleep back home / I wake up at 8 pm / I cannot sleep anymore until 4 am
This dog is half husky and half labrador / Literally
So if I’m reading this right there must be a new cardboard box in the house
Me / You lied to me. I trusted you. / The toilet in my dream / I know. That’s the most disappointing part.
Teacher teaches a new maths formula / Me using it for homework
Saying goodbye to my parents when they leave for work / After they have left
Relax / Relax pro max
Person starts speaking in foreign language / Youtube auto captions / Random bullshit go
People with actual dark humor / People who say they love dark humor