When you watch a TV show with time travel and someone gives the name of an already existing character to their newborn
I stopped by the thrift store down the street today and…
Shaving my fugly ass beard / 2 days later
Are you mad or something / No / Sector is clear / I just think it’s funny how / Not clear not clear
Totally chill / Mentally ill
Me opens a bag of chips 2 rooms away / My dog
When someone says hi to me from afar and I’m not wearing my glasses / Only God knows who you are
Npcs be like / Follow me
My brother telling me the ocean is salty because of fish pee / Me / Who is currently standing in the ocean
The morning after a concert in your 20s / The morning after a concert in your 30s
Me picking my 3am Youtube entertainment / Funny cat videos / How to knit a scarf / Room makeover / Meaning of life / Vine compilations / How machines work / Easy 3-ingredient recipes
Crashing out in silence / Crashing out to music / Crashing out to music you made / Make the music about crashing out to help someone else stop the next crash
Me opens window in a summer night / Mosquito / Its a me malario
It’s impossible to carry toilet paper I just use leaves to wipe my ass and leave then on the branches
Wanna hangout this summer / I can’t wait to see you / When are you free / Me / I have to rest for twenty hours a day
Spacedmom / On the couch watching TV / Husband Does not move for 90 minutes / Me Gets up to pee / Husband Can you get me some chips and a drink and some lip balm and that charger and that remote and that blanket over there
How lucky are you / Me / Lotto / 02 08 15 16 36 / 03 09 14 17 35
How I want to look with my tops tucked in / Vs how I actually look
How I look putting on do not disturb then checking to see if they disturbed me / Closed
When you’ve been through five transformations already and you aren’t ready for another one
Bro why did I say that
British TV series after 3 seasons / American TV series after 10 seasons / My job here is done / Yeah I’ve got time
Why do you give me your blurriest roads / You are my drunkest driver