How am I supposed to act my age / When I’ve never been this age before?
Calling in sick when I’m actually sick / Calling in sick when I’m sick of work
Reni / @reniadeb / Brother may i ponder the orb
Before you lend anyone money these days hug them / It might be the last time you’re seeing them
Are ya winning, son? / Yes, dad. I am.
The world is awful / The world is much better / The world can be much better / All three statements are true at the same time
Ads be like Hurry and buy yours today as we only got 10 items in stock / Meanwhile their warehouses
Stronger / A sudden wave of inspiration and creativity / Writers on their way to sleep at 2 am
Which water is your favorite flavor / Leaf / Classic / Lemonade / Cold / Piss / Brown
When you finally dropped all your friends off / And you can listen to some real music
What it feels like when you get a haircut and stand in front of a fan
What if the reason why we keep finding new animals is because god is secretly dropping new updates
Videogame journalists / Any game that’s mildly challenging / Is this Dark Souls?
Boss you’re fired / Me turns in my gun and my badge / Boss you’re a waiter where did you get those
No one:/That one person:
The art / The artists
Thanks for fixing my mental health / Bruh
Squidhood is a spectrum / Are the depths below abyssal mirrored in the skies / Bllblbllbbb
Me restarting the song because the part that makes me feel like a knight didn’t make me feel like a knight enough
Procrastinators when they’re asked to do any task / Okay shouldn’t take long / Between an hour and um 11 months
Bad day / 1 hour at the gym with headphones on and lifting some heavy ass weights / Bad day
My trust issues be like / I miss you / Send me a photo of u crying
Brawltogethernow / Turns off the light / My cat who can still see perfectly watching as I bump into a table Ah she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid
My brain struggling to recall an information 2 weeks ago / Also my brain randomly decided to give me a complete full detailed cringe moment of my childhood