Everything I crocheted this week as a beginner / A pickle / A french fry / Asparagus / Bowl of spaghetti
Do you guys think I should upgrade my pc to Windows 11 / I’m currently still using Plankalkül
But my family is sleeping/I said bark
Anonymous / 03/09/22 wed 05:35:51 no 4097292 / Are u a grass jpg / 194 kb jpg / Are u a grass
Friend what episode are you on / Me ep.39 / Friend but you were on episode 4 yesterday / Me / The laws of time are mine
Microsoft you need to pay to activate and use our windows os / Customer or else what / Microsoft you won’t be able to change your wallpaper / Customer
When you’re wearing wet/dirty gloves and your nose starts itching
When you’re supposed to be taking a test but you left your head at home / Long
When you’re on a 96 hr hospital shift / Because batman has been at work / Superhero wahala
When your telling someone something deep that you’ve never told a soul before and they pull out their phone mid sentence
When you sit on a stool in a shop after walking in the mall for 3 hours / Humanity restored
When you lean back a little too far in your chair
When you are so lonely that you get the super power of identifying other lonely people around you / Lonely guy / Me
When my boss asks me at my performance appraisal why I always clock in at exactly 8:30 / A wizard is never late / Nor is he early / He arrives precisely when he means to
When an app asks you why you quit their service / In terms of money we have no money
Netflix We have thousands of rare and obscure shows from the past / Me Wow do you have / Netflix No
TV show character makes a joke that doesn’t make sense / The laugh track
If your girl / Loves laying on top of you / Refuses to leave your side / And is by your side every night / Then that’s not your girl / That’s your sleep paralysis demon that has risen from the bowels of hell to torture you / Why are you dating your sleep paralysis demon from hell / I honestly don’t know
The sun hitting my puppy revealed his true size
The four horsemen of staring
Me: I’m having such a good time / Brain: Sure would suck if you get hit with a low mood and go nonverbal and come off as rude and uninterested in your friends / Me: / [softly] Don’t.
Sorry I had to cancel last minute / But it took me forever to think of an excuse I hadn’t used before
Reject modernity / Embrace tradition
Me opens my phone for a second at a family reunion / Every young cousin within a 5km radius / I want to play a game