Me Looking At The Same Fit I Already Wore 4 Times This Week
Me Having An Imaginary Argument In The Shower: / The Shampoo Bottles:
Me Happy Texting The Person I Like:/The Person I Like:
I Really Don’t Care. / How Much I Actually Care. / How Much You Think I Care.
Hawk Just Can’t Understand Why This ‘Duck’ Isn’t Afraid Of Him / I May Be Alive But I Am Dead Inside
How much / For some one who will / Care for me like i care for others
How emotions harm your body / Anger weakens your liver / Grief weakens your lungs / Worry weakens your stomach / Stress weakens your heart and brain / Fear weakens your kidneys / Me / How are you not dead / Me / I have no idea
NYPD / Fps / Frames per second / First person shooter
Me I should be kinder to myself / Also me looking at myself in the bathroom’s mirror before I go to bed / Fuck you and I’ll see you tomorrow
The 90/20 rule / Try working at a ratio of 90:20 / 90 minutes of work before taking a 20 hour gaming break / This will create a Fun Cycle where you do lots of gaming and leave a full 2.5hrs for extras like sleep wife or children
12 Yo me setting a username / 18 Yo me logging in unable to change the name
9 Year old me watching my toys after / Watching the 1st Toy Story
When you’ve leveled up enough to recognize a repeating pattern:/It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this.
Your total is $52.68 / Hello My Name Is / Thanks you too!
When your favorite underrated song starts becoming popular / After it blows up and you hear it on TikTok every day, you start getting tired of it
Damn, One Rock Short Of Being Rescued. / To Whom It May Concern: / I, Bender, Bid You Hello! / You Don’t Know Me, / Though You May Have Heard Of Me, / But That’s Not The Point. / Long Story Short… / I Need Hele
When you just shit out ur spicy food and wanna chill but can’t sit down
Video game companies while choosing the name of their game:/Game company owners while choosing the name of their game company:/Random bullshit go!!!!!
There’s a task I’m dreading / Put it off, but stress about it (usually for weeks) / Finally sit down and do it (it takes like 30 minutes) / “What? It was that easy all along??” / I learn nothing
The plants in my room watching it rain / Outside
The Gameplay / The Steam Screenshot
That stupid walk you do when someone’s mopping a floor and you know you’re gonna walk over it but you want them to see how sorry you are to be walking over it so you make yourself look like you’re walking over hot lava.
Al-grave:/ Godotal:/ Is this even safe?/ It’s not safe. That bear is going to suffocate with that plastic wrap covering his nose and mouth.