My brain / Day time / Night time / Intel pentium / Intel core i7 i7 7700k sr33a 4.20ghz l645h374
Me whenever it’s starts storming
Me making chemistry jokes vs me during chemistry exam / What the f*ck is H2O?
Me coming home to tell my gf I got my schizophrenia medication / How strange There’s nobody here
Me and the boys losing our 10th last game of the night
When you invite your introvert friend out and you see him across the room and you let him know you appreciate him coming
Me I miss my friends so much / My friends lets make a video call / No
Look at the sheer magnitude of celestial forms in the universe earth is not special human life is meaningless there is no god / Holy fuck it’s pretty up there
Every hotel bar ever / You just trying to have an ultra sad meal alone / Bartender who is dead inside / Middle aged couple doing insane tuesday pda / Out of town businessmen looking to do sexual harrassment / Attractive person youd send a drink to if you had a completely different personality / Overdressed young people who someone convinced this bar would be cool / Local drunk telling a high school football story hes obviously told 300 times before / Guy waiting for date who will never show up
I don’t know about you but I don’t have any more passwords left in me
Friend hey bro can you lend me 200 bucks i will return it in 3 da / Me / I have played these games before
Brain just do it / Me Ok
Blahaj / Blahaj.tar / Blahaj.tar.gz
Girlfriends be like this how it came
Babies when they found something smaller than their mouth / It is / Edible
I’m a robot / By definition an object can only have one center of mass Where is the center / Where is the centre of a doughnut / A or B
Am duck please throw bread quack
Manager I know you’re not feeling well but you still need to come in today / Me
When your family member says something wrong about a subject you know / But you can’t correct them due to it being disrespectful
When Player 2 picks the same character in a fighting game
Sleepy jo / @jojipaints / Forever torn between a wanting to tell you a story that will show you that I understand your upsetting experience and b not saying anything so that you dont think Im trying to make it about myself
The sleeping bag bag / The sleeping bag
The matchmaking system carefully matching me with the worst possible teammates
Tell me you have a cat without telling me you have a cat / Merrell