Struggling for meme ideas / When you need a meme / But can’t find any inspiration
When you refresh your social media for the 100th time and still nothing funny or new
I Should Do Something With My Life.. / …Maybe Tomorrow
What U Doing Later / Sleeping / No Like Later / ..Sleeping / After Tht!!! / Probably Still Sleeping
People Unfollowing Me For Posting Some Unhinged Bullshit / People Following Me For Posting Some Unhinged Bullshit
When I’m trying to find my OOTD / In the mountain of unorganized clothes
My Life In A Pie Chart. / The Fuck Is That / The Fuck Is This
Meeting your friend’s Girlfriend for the first time like / Hello, I am the co-author of all the text messages you receive
My life getting worse day by day / Me (with no hopes in life)
Me: “I Have To Focus This Is Really Important.” / My Brain:
“Good, but can you change the music?” / Birth / Death / Life Of A Video Editor
Deerhood is a spectrum / I am a majestic creature that strikes awe into any who may see me / A crown resting on my head, I exist as the ethereal guardian of the forest / Graceful and mysterious / Mweh (:€
Dating app: “Congratulations! Someone likes you!” / “Upgrade to premium to see who!”
And CDs had a hidden track that you only discovered if you fell asleep while listening to it
Can you briefly explain the process of cell division? / 0 / 0 / 8 / 00 / …Thx
Adults drinking coffee / Children / Look what they need just to mimic a fraction of our energy levels!
Hallucination / A perception of having seen, heard, touched, tasted, or smelled something that wasn’t actually there.
You’ve probably seen a lot in your life, but have you ever seen a horse with a wolf on it?
Pissyeti:/When someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong
Motivational Speaker: Your reflection in the mirror is the lion hidden in you. / My reflection: / Jackass
Through concentration I can raise and lower my power level at will. / Why would you wanna lower your power level? / So I can raise it.
Why I’m wearing a jacket / I am cold / I was cold / I might be cold later / It hides my fat
When there’s no “next episode” button for you to click on / Why does life have the Disappointment?
When do people call you stupid/an idiot:/When you say something that is inaccurate or do something stupid/When you have a different opinion