Tips to become a better conversationalist / Lesson 10 Ask people questions that give them an opportunity to talk about themselves / What the hell is wrong with you
This is what happens when you turn on the WiFi
When I put ???? in a conversation this is exactly my face behind the phone
When the sign in the museum tells you not to touch anything
That extreme pain after stubbing your toe where you’re scared to look down and see what you’ve just done to yourself
Steal his look / Gucci leather belt 420 / Mountain khakis classic 75
How broccoli actually tastes/How cartoons portray its taste
Realising the real test of IQ is not wasting 40 minutes of your time on a random online IQ test only to get stuck behind a paywall
Inside you there are two wolves / One snores like honk shoo honk shoo / The other snores like hooooonk mi mi mi
Who would win / One mean squishy boi / The loving support of your friends and family
My toxic trait is telling my cat he’s a good boy after he’s been a menace to society all day
Me learning to accept myself / Some garbage is ok
Me after eating a lettuce leaf / New body who dis / I am so healthy / Fit fam / My body is a temple / You can’t touch dis / I’m so fucking zen rn / Know your worth hun
How I feel in every group setting ever
How cool it is vs your age/Skateboarding/Living alone/Complaining about young people/Juuling/Being good at patty cake/Being told that you look older/Celebrating your birthday/Coolness/Age
Me finally gets some free time to play a game / The game / A 20 GB update
Even I was a little more reasonable when I was your age.
When you delete a lot of games to make space for a new one and you still don’t have enough storage / You can’t do this to me / You know how much I’ve sacrificed
So cute omg / Vaseline pure petroleum jelly original / Rejectness @rejectness / Best anti theft ever
Mom you will become a fat ass if you do nothing but eat and sleep/Me do nothing but eat and sleep/Me become a fat ass/Me
When you’re sad or in pain your dog recognizes by facial recognition and body language / Cat / I missed the part where that’s my problem
What we all thought being a game tester was like as kid / I get paid to play all the newest and most exciting games before anyone else / What it’s actually like / I’m on my eighth hour of repeatedly running into a single wall just to make sure it doesnt go out of bounds when do I get to see my family